I’ve already made peace with the fact I’m never seeing them win anything. I just want to have fun watching A football team again

At this point I’d rather just fire Kraft, hire a new AD and just do this again next fall. Next season’s already nuked anyway

And that’s not even getting into the fact it’s absolutely disgusting the interim is pandering to all the old man truthers. It sucks once again they’re going to get their way and the school will never be free of them.

We deserve all of this and yet I am still in a hell of my own making

“My contract sucks” - Kirk Cousins

-Interim who is pandering so hard to Old Man truthers that he’s one presser away from saying the phrase “listen I’m just asking questions but we should know where the statute is” on the record.

Fucking lovely

Let’s look at the options left who have interviewed

-NFL HC who set NFL record for most double digit blown lead losses in a season and kept trying to get his franchise QB killed in an attempt to save his job

-Alum who failed miserably at Temple and Miami and now runs arguably worst defense in NFL

I don’t know if Dillingham would leave ASU but like, IDK, maybe do something.

At this rate it’s going to be a four man race between the interim, Al Golden, Brian fucking Daboll and like, Scott
Satterfield or something. That’s beyond fucking bleak

Also we’re absolutely getting this Georgia team against Ohio State in the “Who Asked For or Wanted This” National Title Game

Georgia Tech’s going to go 9-3 and end up in either the Submerged In Watery Mayo-like Substance or Ritual Sacrifice of Sentient Breakfast Pastry Bowls and that’s an objectively great year! But because they have three losses they’re treated like a 2-7 NFL team playing out the stretch

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