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Imagine that when we said "livin' the dream" we meant:
- teeth falling out
- think we're talking to people who are actually already dead
- trying to find a bathroom
- think we're somewhere but it's not how we remember it
- struggling to drive a car
I guess grandma really is livin' the dream
- teeth falling out
- think we're talking to people who are actually already dead
- trying to find a bathroom
- think we're somewhere but it's not how we remember it
- struggling to drive a car
I guess grandma really is livin' the dream
I'm naked from the waist down, so I guess you could say I'm livin' the dream.
Are you telling me Luke Skywalker hadn't ever tried moving stuff with his mind before Yoda told him to try it out?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Are you telling me Luke Skywalker hadn't ever tried moving stuff with his mind before Yoda told him to try it out?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Bad news: My family accidentally left me behind while leaving on vacation and now two men are trying to burgle my house.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bad news: My family accidentally left me behind while leaving on vacation and now two men are trying to burgle my house.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
We have machines that make quarters, dimes, and nickels. We used to have a machine that made pennies, but, given the economic realities, it just doesn't make cents anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
We have machines that make quarters, dimes, and nickels. We used to have a machine that made pennies, but, given the economic realities, it just doesn't make cents anymore.
Apocalypse-survival movies asking me to empathize with the main characters vastly overestimate my will to live.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apocalypse-survival movies asking me to empathize with the main characters vastly overestimate my will to live.
I've never seen a pop-up on discord and thought "I should read this before closing it".
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've never seen a pop-up on discord and thought "I should read this before closing it".
My imaginary child's guardian angel, tasked with showing them what the world would be like without them:
<just shows them this post>
<just shows them this post>
My imaginary child: "I wish I'd never been born!"
Me: "Wish granted."
Me: "Wish granted."
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My imaginary child's guardian angel, tasked with showing them what the world would be like without them:
<just shows them this post>
<just shows them this post>
My imaginary child: "I wish I'd never been born!"
Me: "Wish granted."
Me: "Wish granted."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My imaginary child: "I wish I'd never been born!"
Me: "Wish granted."
Me: "Wish granted."
The amount of people using incorrect idioms is mind-bottling to me.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The amount of people using incorrect idioms is mind-bottling to me.
Replaced my car horn with a really loud recording of me saying "I hope you arrive at your destination safely."
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Replaced my car horn with a really loud recording of me saying "I hope you arrive at your destination safely."
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
So far, three aggressive drivers have pulled over to the side of the road with introspective tears in their eyes.
I should be able to return the pickle juice for a deposit.
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I should be able to return the pickle juice for a deposit.
What part of "Wow. Real original. Your parents must be so proud." did you misinterpret as sarcasm?
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What part of "Wow. Real original. Your parents must be so proud." did you misinterpret as sarcasm?
Hitting the "add 30 seconds" button on the microwave five times rather than pressing four buttons because I've apparently lost control of my life.
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hitting the "add 30 seconds" button on the microwave five times rather than pressing four buttons because I've apparently lost control of my life.
I know what NIMBY and YIMBY stand for, but I'm not sure what HIMBO stands for.
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I know what NIMBY and YIMBY stand for, but I'm not sure what HIMBO stands for.
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
Here in my back office?
Hunk in my back orifice?
What's Clark Kent stepping into these days instead of a phonebooth?
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What's Clark Kent stepping into these days instead of a phonebooth?
Look MMMinty, I turned myself into a pickle!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Look MMMinty, I turned myself into a pickle!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
I'm PICKLE RICH!!!
Instead of creating some kind of soulless digital golem to replace your dead mother, I recommend a much simpler contraption:
If it detects a car anywhere in front of you and you haven't started braking yet, it makes the sound of someone sucking air through their teeth.
If it detects a car anywhere in front of you and you haven't started braking yet, it makes the sound of someone sucking air through their teeth.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Instead of creating some kind of soulless digital golem to replace your dead mother, I recommend a much simpler contraption:
If it detects a car anywhere in front of you and you haven't started braking yet, it makes the sound of someone sucking air through their teeth.
If it detects a car anywhere in front of you and you haven't started braking yet, it makes the sound of someone sucking air through their teeth.
Tested a new blender.
Results were mixed.
Results were mixed.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Tested a new blender.
Results were mixed.
Results were mixed.
When we cobble something together from the parts of other things, we say we 'frankensteined' it.
In the story, the doctor creates a guy from the parts of other guys. This is why he names the monster Frankenstein. It's a reference.
I hope this clears things up once and for all.
In the story, the doctor creates a guy from the parts of other guys. This is why he names the monster Frankenstein. It's a reference.
I hope this clears things up once and for all.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When we cobble something together from the parts of other things, we say we 'frankensteined' it.
In the story, the doctor creates a guy from the parts of other guys. This is why he names the monster Frankenstein. It's a reference.
I hope this clears things up once and for all.
In the story, the doctor creates a guy from the parts of other guys. This is why he names the monster Frankenstein. It's a reference.
I hope this clears things up once and for all.
Why are employers trying to police bathroom time when all they need to do is install faraday cages around the toilets?
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why are employers trying to police bathroom time when all they need to do is install faraday cages around the toilets?
You know how, in the movie "Martians Go Home", a guy is selling pre-martian tapes because anything modern is ruined by martians being annoying?
I think there will similarly be a specific market for pre-GenAI content.
I think there will similarly be a specific market for pre-GenAI content.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know how, in the movie "Martians Go Home", a guy is selling pre-martian tapes because anything modern is ruined by martians being annoying?
I think there will similarly be a specific market for pre-GenAI content.
I think there will similarly be a specific market for pre-GenAI content.
Why did we collectively abandon the first rule of the Internet?
Don't feed the trolls.
Don't feed the trolls.
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why did we collectively abandon the first rule of the Internet?
Don't feed the trolls.
Don't feed the trolls.
Is eye-floater-induced-psychosis a thing?
I assume it is.
I assume it is.
October 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is eye-floater-induced-psychosis a thing?
I assume it is.
I assume it is.
Little siblings long ago discovered the pedant's kryptonite:
"I can spell it however I want!"
How do you respond to that?
You can't.
"I can spell it however I want!"
How do you respond to that?
You can't.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Little siblings long ago discovered the pedant's kryptonite:
"I can spell it however I want!"
How do you respond to that?
You can't.
"I can spell it however I want!"
How do you respond to that?
You can't.
I've long believed that The Great Filter is actually just that a generation or two will eventually stop valuing the continuation of the species.
We'll stop seeing humanity's survival as morally good.
The proliferation of "AI" content will absolutely help usher in a devaluation of humanness.
We'll stop seeing humanity's survival as morally good.
The proliferation of "AI" content will absolutely help usher in a devaluation of humanness.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I've long believed that The Great Filter is actually just that a generation or two will eventually stop valuing the continuation of the species.
We'll stop seeing humanity's survival as morally good.
The proliferation of "AI" content will absolutely help usher in a devaluation of humanness.
We'll stop seeing humanity's survival as morally good.
The proliferation of "AI" content will absolutely help usher in a devaluation of humanness.
Do not argue politics with someone you're not already friends with.
October 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do not argue politics with someone you're not already friends with.