I know talented gorgeous people.
I’m VERY out of practice at just being in public. I used to be comfortable and it’s all gone.
I know talented gorgeous people.
I’m VERY out of practice at just being in public. I used to be comfortable and it’s all gone.
It’s weird.
It’s weird.
It’s been ages. But it would be good for me to go out.
It’s been ages. But it would be good for me to go out.
The new Anaconda is delightfully stupid.
The new Anaconda is delightfully stupid.
I also hope they never ask for the recipe. Because it changes every time, at least a little.
I also hope they never ask for the recipe. Because it changes every time, at least a little.
I didn’t get my face wrecked in boxing matches. And I don’t believe people would be cheering for that to happen to me.
I didn’t get my face wrecked in boxing matches. And I don’t believe people would be cheering for that to happen to me.
As of tomorrow morning, both my kids are double digits. That’s pretty cool.
As of tomorrow morning, both my kids are double digits. That’s pretty cool.
Keeping the spooky in the holidays with our story. Find it where you find your podcasts.
Ugh, I’ll rewrite it. But I reserve the right to whine about it.
Ugh, I’ll rewrite it. But I reserve the right to whine about it.
I make choices, okay?
I make choices, okay?
All day, the only joke running through my head was “does your Fergus stand? No… Fergus falls.”
I swear I’m more clever than this.
All day, the only joke running through my head was “does your Fergus stand? No… Fergus falls.”
I swear I’m more clever than this.
At least the slop *I* create comes with heart and soul. And you know I made it myself!
At least the slop *I* create comes with heart and soul. And you know I made it myself!
I should really plan better.
I should really plan better.
Looking at you, transphobes and white nationalists…
Looking at you, transphobes and white nationalists…
Not a teen yet, but they’re already practiced at teen things.
Not a teen yet, but they’re already practiced at teen things.