As someone who uses them often, save up for a good quality machine. There’s lots of $100ish options on Amazon and such, but they have poor torque and mounting/stability issues, making them lackluster to use (for content or fun).

HiSmith is an obvious choice, but they’re the standard for a reason

How vital (or non-vital) are agents in the porn world?

These were honestly the second best Krispies cereal after the Rice Krispies Treats cereal. They just can’t beat that one.

At the rate things are going you’re gonna be a millionaire by next week 😮‍💨

Well fine, maybe I will!!

Disappearing into the woods with nothing but friends and a camera? Don’t threaten me with a good time 😏

I would say “come back!” but given the current hellscape that is Florida, that honestly could sound like a threat 💀

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The X-factor of coming to film in Florida: we have Waffle House 😂

Right??

Don’t get me wrong, I’m tickled that I was “dramatic” enough to get added to a blocklist full of industry heavyweights, but…really? Beef with a hobby creator with under a 100 followers? 😂

Well here I went to take my own advice, but she apparently blocked me after she added me to the drama list, so now I can’t subscribe 🥲

Subscribing to the drama list just so I can follow all the cool folks on there 🤙🏻

Amusingly, this post got me, the guy with less than 100 followers, added to the drama list full of industry heavyweights 🤙🏻

Petty is as Petty does 😌

And goddamn, I know its not the point of the post, but that outfit always served in every possible way 🔥

It always raises a red flag when someone tries to leverage “tenure” as a reason to be a voice of authority, without anything else to back it up. “Bluesky’s first OF girl” 🙄

My man, read the fucking room, please