I’m not telling anyone to watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but I promise you there’s nothing quite like it. A truly baffling experience.

Why does Chris Pratt look like he’s in a Brian Pillman biopic?

Very convenient the painting doesn’t show us what led up to this.

We had a modest following but got decent interactions. Until the man child changed the algorithm and torpedoed our engagement. We can’t remember our password to our account so we’re technically still there, but gladly moved on from there.