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Danny Boy
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Former guitarist for Creeping Death
Have we ever considered that "Rudolph" is like "007?"

It's an appointed position, versus being one single old reindeer?

Like, every couple of years we get a new "Rudolph?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I have a theory:

Hollywood is more red than you think it is. Nashville is more blue than you think it is.
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Fleetwood Mac is the original white girl music.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ladies:

Y'all can get your man to agree to do ANYTHING you want. Just yell to him, while he's mowing. He won't turn off the mower to hear what you're saying. He'll just nod yes, and continue on his way.
August 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you've ever lost something, and can't find it.... Just tell a 7-year-old that they can't have it.

They'll find it for you in a matter of moments.
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Today is my final day at Lakeshore Public Media. After 16 1/2 years, and the last 11 years as VP of Radio Operations, I'm turning in my key fob. I'm excited for the new journey ahead, which I'll get to at a later time... But for now, I want to remember those 16+ years.
July 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Doing laundry tonight and I've come to discover:

My wife and son wear the same size shirts.
May 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If she picks the bear over you, you have to go fight the gorilla.
April 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I remember when I was younger and I told my brother, who was in MS or early HS, that there was no such thing as a permanent record.

He immediately went and asked our dad if that was true.

My brother in Christ...
April 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Happy Opening Day
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do temporary tattoos go away sooner, in the cold November rain?
a man in a tuxedo is standing in the rain
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March 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Everyone is making jokes about Pete Hegseth texting them secret war plans, but I've been left on read...
March 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Brad Pitt and Gwen Stefani have the same aura.

I will not be taking questions at this time.
March 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me, for the next week:
February 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Life tip: don't drop a weight plate on your foot. You'll likely break several of your toes.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
February 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Reposted by Danny Boy
Just a regular reminder, be punk as fuck
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Reposted by Danny Boy
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nothing to see here
January 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm sure this is simply a coincidence
January 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
At least the Chiefs didn't sign Roki.
January 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My Mama's sick
And my rooster just died
Truck just kicked
And it's cold as hell outside
Welcome to 2025
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January 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Friday feels:

How were the vibes this week (in gif form)?
January 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Kinda need to make some chocolate chip cookies... Not to actually bake cookies, but instead to just eat spoonfuls of raw dough.
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Set my vacation responder on until the new year.

Malazan?

Malazan.
December 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
The revolution will be televised
December 20, 2024 at 2:46 AM