Making up the awful things in a futuristic society has become ironically some of the more fun world building for me.

I will try to get things correct. I cannot guarantee i wont pants myself. Most of my head is tummy after all.

Vampires that eat people are superior.

Sometimes?

binturongs are babys.

True anti predator strategy is to make ones self look bigger. So surely then eating a lot and getting fat is just an interest in self defence.

I mean maybe, but I`m not going to be the one to put on them..

Is there any cases of the really badly vieled attempts for free requests? my favourite was it "wouldnt it be really interesting if x got fat"

I wanna make that cat FAT, but my rogues gallery of compulsive idiots would not be able to hold fire for even an afternoon.

Get served, (on a plate).

Best start believing in birthday cakes..

Only bad part is I dunno how else people are supposed to get their stuff seen if people don't repost. I know my problems are rooted in not posting enough, and that's fair. but I know I rely on being lucky a few people being kind enough to repost me otherwise it will just never be seen.

No, but I'd eat one c:

Its insulting Zues in a thunderstorm with a 12 foot pole sort of Hubris.

Very thighs.

I jus made this Whale?