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Jasmine
@tealaeves.bsky.social
Jeopardy blocked me on twitter so here I am.
My hands feel weirder NOT swollen than when they are. This is how persistent this shit has been. The inside of my mouth has been swollen since summer.

I don’t get it!
January 29, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I wish the protest was during work hours so we could all hear you chanting while at work!

No one will be there. Everyone left. 😔
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Is Spokane cool now? We got snow too! It’s only a dusting but we finally got some snow

G-guys? Cool? Yeah?
January 28, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Omg my dream of going on an ice skating date with Ribby can finally come true!

….. don’t @ me
Lace up your skates and hit the ice this weekend with Spokane’s favorite mascots at Riverfront Park! ⛸️ #GoSpo
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’ve seen my fair share of How It’s Made and I know that concrete and cement are not the same thing.
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
tried this sticky rice tea the local shop sells and holy shit it actually smells and tastes like sticky rice.

Even better? It only made my mouth slightly dry.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Actually shocked BUMgarter has a soul or at least is pretending to
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Trying to reconcile the fact that people should enjoy fun things that make them happy with the fact that I hate football, and hate the people in my life whose personality is bandwagoner.

I will never win
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 AM
LiveNation is destroying good things. And I hate Country Music.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Oh boy oh boy oh boy this is my direct to mail bsky account from the other place.
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM