Brett Lynn Papworth
@teambanzai.bsky.social
Narcissistic and Disturbed HR’s best kept secret and other things have been used to describe me! Has a lifetime ban from the Autopia at Disneyland, and two Denny's locations
Thanks to George Carlin I can pass the time playing “Spy at the Airport” there’s a spy at the airport your job… find them!
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Thanks to George Carlin I can pass the time playing “Spy at the Airport” there’s a spy at the airport your job… find them!
I hate the airport but at least I’m past the circle the terminal till they come out because I can’t afford parking phase of life
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I hate the airport but at least I’m past the circle the terminal till they come out because I can’t afford parking phase of life
Rewatching Titus (the television show) he posted it to YouTube a few years ago and if like me you grew up in a screwed up family it’s still the best representation of others like us
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Rewatching Titus (the television show) he posted it to YouTube a few years ago and if like me you grew up in a screwed up family it’s still the best representation of others like us
I knew he wore it just to get the chicks
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I knew he wore it just to get the chicks
Losing the Dakar is a bummer, losing by two seconds, that just sucks
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Losing the Dakar is a bummer, losing by two seconds, that just sucks
I’m old enough to move into a retirement community and still don’t have my “shit together” as they say. (Looks around nervously) how many more are out there?
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’m old enough to move into a retirement community and still don’t have my “shit together” as they say. (Looks around nervously) how many more are out there?
racing a French fry (chip) truck in the Dakar is genius! Everyone is going to make sure he finishes or else no chips at the finish
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
racing a French fry (chip) truck in the Dakar is genius! Everyone is going to make sure he finishes or else no chips at the finish
Jalopnik used to be a fun automotive site, now it's just a bunch 'articles' that are basically AI answers to dumb questions. "Why should I put air in my tires?" "Every brand of lug nut ranked" "Would it be bad if I put chocolate syrup in my gas tank?"
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Jalopnik used to be a fun automotive site, now it's just a bunch 'articles' that are basically AI answers to dumb questions. "Why should I put air in my tires?" "Every brand of lug nut ranked" "Would it be bad if I put chocolate syrup in my gas tank?"
Look who showed up to the rose parade and did do shit about the weather. Son of god my ass
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Look who showed up to the rose parade and did do shit about the weather. Son of god my ass
Look I own Xanadu and I say that proudly but I will never NEVER buy Can’t Stop the Music… EVER!
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Look I own Xanadu and I say that proudly but I will never NEVER buy Can’t Stop the Music… EVER!
Well I don’t know if locking up two isles of essentials at Ralph’s has stopped loss but it has stopped me from buying anything from those isles checkout twice Ralph’s I don’t think so
January 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Well I don’t know if locking up two isles of essentials at Ralph’s has stopped loss but it has stopped me from buying anything from those isles checkout twice Ralph’s I don’t think so
Marvel has no excuse if their Wonderman show fails, the current trailer gives no idea what the show is about, but hey it's got quirky characters though!
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Marvel has no excuse if their Wonderman show fails, the current trailer gives no idea what the show is about, but hey it's got quirky characters though!
I do feel bad for all the people that spent so much time decorating the floats only to have the rain wash away a lot of their hard work #roseparade
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I do feel bad for all the people that spent so much time decorating the floats only to have the rain wash away a lot of their hard work #roseparade
Grinding to Rose Parade to a halt for prerecorded performances by singers no one will remember next year ugh
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Grinding to Rose Parade to a halt for prerecorded performances by singers no one will remember next year ugh
I couldn’t tell you what Michelin starred restaurants are the best but I can tell you Aldi French bread pizza is superior to Stouffers. I think there’s a book in this
December 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I couldn’t tell you what Michelin starred restaurants are the best but I can tell you Aldi French bread pizza is superior to Stouffers. I think there’s a book in this
How is it people as still surprised the 5 freeway floods in Sun Vally? It happens EVERY time it rains.
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How is it people as still surprised the 5 freeway floods in Sun Vally? It happens EVERY time it rains.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
And how is this different from the last 50 times the broke up over the last 20 plus years?
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December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And how is this different from the last 50 times the broke up over the last 20 plus years?
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Are the cavity creeps on a longer cycle then cicadas? Because we have not herd from them in some time
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Are the cavity creeps on a longer cycle then cicadas? Because we have not herd from them in some time
Nearly every post on Next Door about a car burglary. "What is this neighborhood coming to, my car got broken into last night they took the $300 I had sitting in the open on the seat, my brand new lap top on the dashboard, my rare coin collection sitting on the back seat and my wallet
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nearly every post on Next Door about a car burglary. "What is this neighborhood coming to, my car got broken into last night they took the $300 I had sitting in the open on the seat, my brand new lap top on the dashboard, my rare coin collection sitting on the back seat and my wallet
No intelligent life is ever going to contact us at least until we are technologically advanced enough to develop pizza rolls that don’t leak
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
No intelligent life is ever going to contact us at least until we are technologically advanced enough to develop pizza rolls that don’t leak
In all fairness Paul Dano in my worthless opinion isn’t the best actor, but he’s far from the worst. Maybe he just doesn’t have nice feet. Perhaps that’s where the hate comes from
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In all fairness Paul Dano in my worthless opinion isn’t the best actor, but he’s far from the worst. Maybe he just doesn’t have nice feet. Perhaps that’s where the hate comes from
And now we present regional torture. “Keys keys keys keys on…” for those not from Los Angeles just know that people that are finished that line and cursed me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And now we present regional torture. “Keys keys keys keys on…” for those not from Los Angeles just know that people that are finished that line and cursed me.
Getting upset that someone didn’t get a golden globe nomination shows a complete lack of understanding of how the Hollywood foreign press works it more of an honor to not be nominated
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Getting upset that someone didn’t get a golden globe nomination shows a complete lack of understanding of how the Hollywood foreign press works it more of an honor to not be nominated