Thank you very much for the impromptu interview! I hope to see you again soon!
-Oshawott

Right right! I remember hearing that part with Mew! Now that I think about it, that makes sense!

I hadn't even thought of a question like this before, um, which form would you have preferred to stay as? Since- y'know, you've been both?
-Oshawott

*seemingly got a notepad out of nowhere*
Interesting! I'd never heard of a human turned pokemon... turned pokemon again!

W- wait, by your last comment, do you mean like, that's a bad thing? Or sounds unrealistic? Uhhh what did you mean by that.........
-Oshawott

Oh??? You remember some of it? Tell me more!
-Oshawott

...Tried to warn ya.
-Eevee

L- listen, if he had a chance to get even just one question in, we'd be here for hours once you get him going. Unless you're interested in a hour long interview...

It was probably a question about your former life, anyway.
-Eevee

Hey wait a minute, aren't you that human from the Water Continent? That's so cool! Can I ask-
-Oshawott

Uh... Sorry about that, he's like that with every human he meets...
-Eevee

Really? Hey, hang on, wait a second. I've read up a ton on this team from Treasure Town that saved the world, mostly because I heard a human was part of it, and you're all stationed in Treasure Town. So- is your team by chance...

-O

Oshawott I understand that you've studied humans for a long time, way before I showed up, but you can't just go around asking if a Pokémon is human or not...

-E

Hey! I just heard about your team! Great to see other Pokémon on here! Now, I just have a quick question; I heard rumors that one of your members was a human, is that true?

-O

I'm just gonna let him have this...

-E

Wait, a Pokémon can be a void jumper? Tell me more!

-O

Wherever this void is, I don't think it's in our world. Well, aside from that one incident I read of, but I'm pretty sure that's long gone. Besides, I think this person is probably another human?

And besides, I think this might be some kind of joke.

-E

Void jumper? Ooh! Where can I find it? The void, I mean!

-O

Thanks, Eevee...

-S

What!? Scorbunny, I've told you several times, humans LOVE shinies! They spend ages to find Pokémon like you! You're not ugly, far far FAR from it! I think your colors are beautiful!

-E

I'm... rather insulted that you assumed that. I'm with the team because I want to be! Oh, and for the fate of the world or whatever, but that's beside the point.

-Scorbunny

Get some sleep