Not Ryan Larimore
@teamcargoshorts.bsky.social
To young for Crocs, too old for Tiktoks.
They will never let you down 😉
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They will never let you down 😉
For COVID reasons.
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
For COVID reasons.
I'm so glad I haven't taken any strong public stances on dark comedy recently.
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm so glad I haven't taken any strong public stances on dark comedy recently.
Because of how common of a problem quicksand was!
July 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Because of how common of a problem quicksand was!
Sounds like people are fixing the boats they own instead of buying new ones.
a woman sitting on a bed talking on a phone with the words sell sell sell in red
ALT: a woman sitting on a bed talking on a phone with the words sell sell sell in red
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July 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sounds like people are fixing the boats they own instead of buying new ones.
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Irony is on a slab. Parody is in ICU, alive, but braindead. Satire is but a wistful memory now.
June 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Irony is on a slab. Parody is in ICU, alive, but braindead. Satire is but a wistful memory now.
Not gonna lie, I'm in an altered state and considered the logistics of a whale flying a jet for longer than I should have.
May 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Not gonna lie, I'm in an altered state and considered the logistics of a whale flying a jet for longer than I should have.