alexis
tearexis.bsky.social
alexis
@tearexis.bsky.social
30s | red and blue color coded sapphics
Guess who remembered enough hiragana to read “Mirai Ito” it’s this guy
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
You know what anime theme songs unexpectedly slap? Yugioh 5Ds. Absolute bangers even the ending themes
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Kelsey has closed the door to my office
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
They thought I was loud before, it’s OG full metal alchemist time babyyyy
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My neighbors were out shoveling on my last trip out so together we shoveled a joint path for our cars it was very neighborly
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
No. Abolish ICE. Pick a side
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Kelsey’s favorite part is when Randy is under the sink and cries “Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie!!” and then mom gives him a glass of milk and lets him stay in his hiding spot
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
He got to give his daughter the gift he promised, Kelsey got money for their old Switch, and I I got to feel helpful. Everyone wins!
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
😍
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Quality control!
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I got my person a coffee subscription I feel like I did not put nearly as much effort in lol
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM