Id like to say I handled this with the grace and wisdom of someone who has been out 15 years and done this all before, but I didnt.

That night I went home, cried, and over the next 9 months spiralled even further into alcoholism than I already was.

I MET THIS MAN ONCE AND IT STILL FUCKING HURTS!

An important part of this is I had already gone through this process in the UK, I merely needed him to approve an Irish prescription for a medication I had been taking for 8 years, which my GP requested from him.

He refused to write the prescription, and still has hard copies of my medical notes

I say this as a positive! Things started snowballing after that, though largely coincidentally. It wasn’t until 2015 or so when Greer was no platformed at a speaking event that it really got attention. But just telling them to fuck off was a novel and, I think, brain breaking experience

I vant to suck your buuuutt

I’m being one right now!

Yes, yes she is.

I can think of no safer pair of hands

I feel Connery would be the most satisfying, but Brosnan would hit it juuuuust right

You’d probably have slightly more sofa without me. Though also less hot sauce. So it’s impossible to say.

I wouldn’t mind but you were the only one who noticed!