Putting my faith in Taylor on this one.

I think the Onion executed this concept flawlessly.

Reminds me of people who own boats. A work client I had many years ago was a boat repair/slip rental place and I would update prices and specials on their website.

The cost of boat maintenance is insane.

How do you feel about the cardigan itself? I feel like her team would not release anything of low quality, but the glitter makes it look itchy.

I feel this way about young girls in skimpy cosplay at conventions. It makes me feel ancient.