Technology Blows
@techblows.bsky.social
A techno-pessimist podcast by @danslimmon.bsky.social: https://techblows.net
oh no oh fuck i'm gonna have to listen to this
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh no oh fuck i'm gonna have to listen to this
oh no oh fuck i'm gonna have to listen to this
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
oh no oh fuck i'm gonna have to listen to this
How does Shazam steal your butthole? Listen to the full episode to find out: techblows.net/10 / www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3p... #technologyblows #podcast #iphone #shazam
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How does Shazam steal your butthole? Listen to the full episode to find out: techblows.net/10 / www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3p... #technologyblows #podcast #iphone #shazam
You wouldn't Shazam… an AD! Catch part 2 of our extremely fun Shazam episode, featuring @rachelkiel.bsky.social, right now.
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3p...
Web & mobile: techblows.net/10
#podcast #shazam #technology #tech #software #iphone #music #technologyblows
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3p...
Web & mobile: techblows.net/10
#podcast #shazam #technology #tech #software #iphone #music #technologyblows
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You wouldn't Shazam… an AD! Catch part 2 of our extremely fun Shazam episode, featuring @rachelkiel.bsky.social, right now.
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3p...
Web & mobile: techblows.net/10
#podcast #shazam #technology #tech #software #iphone #music #technologyblows
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3p...
Web & mobile: techblows.net/10
#podcast #shazam #technology #tech #software #iphone #music #technologyblows
really looking forward to reading lots of sentences like this for the next fucking week
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
really looking forward to reading lots of sentences like this for the next fucking week
Episode 9 techblows.net/9 is the first of a 2-parter on Shazam! The massive data analytics platform that occasionally tells you the names of songs. Find out how Shazam turns all your most beloved music into ones and zeroes
#technology #music #iphone #podcast #technologyblows
#technology #music #iphone #podcast #technologyblows
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Episode 9 techblows.net/9 is the first of a 2-parter on Shazam! The massive data analytics platform that occasionally tells you the names of songs. Find out how Shazam turns all your most beloved music into ones and zeroes
#technology #music #iphone #podcast #technologyblows
#technology #music #iphone #podcast #technologyblows
Are we not even making the AIs watch the movies anymore
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Are we not even making the AIs watch the movies anymore
It looks like you're trying to listen to a podcast. Would you like some help with that? On episode 8, find out why Microsoft ditched the idea of Clippy ever shutting the fuck up techblows.net/8
#technology #microsoft #msoffice #podcast
#technology #microsoft #msoffice #podcast
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It looks like you're trying to listen to a podcast. Would you like some help with that? On episode 8, find out why Microsoft ditched the idea of Clippy ever shutting the fuck up techblows.net/8
#technology #microsoft #msoffice #podcast
#technology #microsoft #msoffice #podcast
It's extremely funny that RFC 2964, the IETF's Best Current Practice on the use of cookies, lists exactly 2 things you shouldn't do with cookies, and they are literally the 2 most common things we do with cookies #security #networking #browsers
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's extremely funny that RFC 2964, the IETF's Best Current Practice on the use of cookies, lists exactly 2 things you shouldn't do with cookies, and they are literally the 2 most common things we do with cookies #security #networking #browsers
Technology Blows: Episode 7: Washing Machines. techblows.net/7 Learn:
- What fluid the ancient Romans used instead of detergent
- What your washing machine's onboard computer is for
- Why washing machines have gotten so much more efficient in the last half century
#technology #smarthome #podcast
- What fluid the ancient Romans used instead of detergent
- What your washing machine's onboard computer is for
- Why washing machines have gotten so much more efficient in the last half century
#technology #smarthome #podcast
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Technology Blows: Episode 7: Washing Machines. techblows.net/7 Learn:
- What fluid the ancient Romans used instead of detergent
- What your washing machine's onboard computer is for
- Why washing machines have gotten so much more efficient in the last half century
#technology #smarthome #podcast
- What fluid the ancient Romans used instead of detergent
- What your washing machine's onboard computer is for
- Why washing machines have gotten so much more efficient in the last half century
#technology #smarthome #podcast
This week, we wrap up our 2-parter on Jira! (Part 1: techblows.net/5; Part 2: techblows.net/6) Hear about:
- The Atlassian founders' matching $100M houses
- How Jira turns its own failures into more sales
- Jira's special way of alienating us from our creativity and initiative
- The Atlassian founders' matching $100M houses
- How Jira turns its own failures into more sales
- Jira's special way of alienating us from our creativity and initiative
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This week, we wrap up our 2-parter on Jira! (Part 1: techblows.net/5; Part 2: techblows.net/6) Hear about:
- The Atlassian founders' matching $100M houses
- How Jira turns its own failures into more sales
- Jira's special way of alienating us from our creativity and initiative
- The Atlassian founders' matching $100M houses
- How Jira turns its own failures into more sales
- Jira's special way of alienating us from our creativity and initiative
For research, I'm spending a week with this image staring at me from my 2nd monitor and it's day 2 and I'm already feeling distinctly uneasy. Oh no
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
For research, I'm spending a week with this image staring at me from my 2nd monitor and it's day 2 and I'm already feeling distinctly uneasy. Oh no
Not now, sweetie. Daddy's writing 301 words in the Slack knowledge base feedback widget
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Not now, sweetie. Daddy's writing 301 words in the Slack knowledge base feedback widget
Episode 5 is out! ==> techblows.net/5 <== This 2-part episode is about Jira: the bloated tick gorging itself on the software industry
#softwaredevelopment #projectmanagement #jira #atlassian #podcast #productivity #saas
#softwaredevelopment #projectmanagement #jira #atlassian #podcast #productivity #saas
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Episode 5 is out! ==> techblows.net/5 <== This 2-part episode is about Jira: the bloated tick gorging itself on the software industry
#softwaredevelopment #projectmanagement #jira #atlassian #podcast #productivity #saas
#softwaredevelopment #projectmanagement #jira #atlassian #podcast #productivity #saas
Couldn't be more hype for the #NewLuddism conf in NYC on Friday!! #ButlerianJihad
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Couldn't be more hype for the #NewLuddism conf in NYC on Friday!! #ButlerianJihad
This is from my medical provider's website. "If you do not allow these cookies, you will experience less targeted advertising" Bitch you are a hospital, have some self respect
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is from my medical provider's website. "If you do not allow these cookies, you will experience less targeted advertising" Bitch you are a hospital, have some self respect
Is the world ready for an Internet-connected mattress that roasts you whenever AWS goes down, and also sometimes pisses itself? WE DECIDE!
On this ep, learn about:
- The Bourbons: France's sleepiest monarchs
- What kind of animal Peter Thiel sleeps inside
- The $5000 AI-powered bed that saved DOGE
On this ep, learn about:
- The Bourbons: France's sleepiest monarchs
- What kind of animal Peter Thiel sleeps inside
- The $5000 AI-powered bed that saved DOGE
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is the world ready for an Internet-connected mattress that roasts you whenever AWS goes down, and also sometimes pisses itself? WE DECIDE!
On this ep, learn about:
- The Bourbons: France's sleepiest monarchs
- What kind of animal Peter Thiel sleeps inside
- The $5000 AI-powered bed that saved DOGE
On this ep, learn about:
- The Bourbons: France's sleepiest monarchs
- What kind of animal Peter Thiel sleeps inside
- The $5000 AI-powered bed that saved DOGE
just saw this on reddit… this is the elevator panel in someone's apartment building
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
just saw this on reddit… this is the elevator panel in someone's apartment building
1600 words into the Wikipedia page on "Bed" and I'm finally getting to the good shit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
1600 words into the Wikipedia page on "Bed" and I'm finally getting to the good shit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed
i mean, the bus definitely will stop there
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i mean, the bus definitely will stop there
Never believe a software model can represent a human being
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Never believe a software model can represent a human being
How we reduce ourselves by acknowledging agents
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How we reduce ourselves by acknowledging agents
NEW EPISODE! Remember those little tester strips they used to have on batteries? Ever wondered what happened to them?
==> techblows.net/3 <==
==> techblows.net/3 <==
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
NEW EPISODE! Remember those little tester strips they used to have on batteries? Ever wondered what happened to them?
==> techblows.net/3 <==
==> techblows.net/3 <==
If you need AWS to make your bed not curl up and smoke like an overcooked shrimp, you might actually have a Dumb House
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If you need AWS to make your bed not curl up and smoke like an overcooked shrimp, you might actually have a Dumb House
