Dan Ellis
@techiedan.bsky.social
The bearded ginger some god-bothering dingus probably warned you about.
He / Him
He / Him
I both love and hate it when dimwitted MAGA folks own themselves and 100% don't realize they've done so.
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I both love and hate it when dimwitted MAGA folks own themselves and 100% don't realize they've done so.
Here's the flash bang grenade.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Here's the flash bang grenade.
We had drones in the air and SWAT across the street tonight. 😬
I got video of the surrender and arrest.
One of our security cameras recorded the use of a flash bang grenade.
I got video of the surrender and arrest.
One of our security cameras recorded the use of a flash bang grenade.
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
We had drones in the air and SWAT across the street tonight. 😬
I got video of the surrender and arrest.
One of our security cameras recorded the use of a flash bang grenade.
I got video of the surrender and arrest.
One of our security cameras recorded the use of a flash bang grenade.
In case you're wondering, Louisiana's wildly racist and misogynist representative, Clay Higgins (R), was the only vote against releasing the Epstein files.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In case you're wondering, Louisiana's wildly racist and misogynist representative, Clay Higgins (R), was the only vote against releasing the Epstein files.
"In our nation's 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him.
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"In our nation's 248-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him.
I actually laughed out loud.
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I actually laughed out loud.
Is there a continuing education class or something that teaches right-wingers how to be so easily triggered and owned? Because they seem to be very well trained.
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Is there a continuing education class or something that teaches right-wingers how to be so easily triggered and owned? Because they seem to be very well trained.
New York Times gift article with links to the sources of these quotes in a comment below.
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
New York Times gift article with links to the sources of these quotes in a comment below.
You need to read and or listen to this. Gift article linked in a reply below. #ShutItDown
September 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You need to read and or listen to this. Gift article linked in a reply below. #ShutItDown
There's a reason these fuckers act like they will never have to win another election.
September 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
There's a reason these fuckers act like they will never have to win another election.
America is led by a broken-brained, bloodthirsty, delusional imbecile.
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
America is led by a broken-brained, bloodthirsty, delusional imbecile.
Prepping for tomorrow.
June 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Prepping for tomorrow.
Schrödinger's Immigrant is either:
1. A very good, long time employee who is impossible to replace
2. A criminal Biden allowed into the country
Quantum physics says we won't know which is accurate until ICE agents put them in a box.
1. A very good, long time employee who is impossible to replace
2. A criminal Biden allowed into the country
Quantum physics says we won't know which is accurate until ICE agents put them in a box.
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Schrödinger's Immigrant is either:
1. A very good, long time employee who is impossible to replace
2. A criminal Biden allowed into the country
Quantum physics says we won't know which is accurate until ICE agents put them in a box.
1. A very good, long time employee who is impossible to replace
2. A criminal Biden allowed into the country
Quantum physics says we won't know which is accurate until ICE agents put them in a box.
Or any other day, really.
Headed to the Pride parade and festival!
Headed to the Pride parade and festival!
June 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Or any other day, really.
Headed to the Pride parade and festival!
Headed to the Pride parade and festival!
The struggle is real. Gift article linked in a reply below.
May 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The struggle is real. Gift article linked in a reply below.
Poor Linda McMahon. She could have avoided this embarrassing incident if she had used A1 to check her spelling and grammar before sending the letter to Harvard.
May 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Poor Linda McMahon. She could have avoided this embarrassing incident if she had used A1 to check her spelling and grammar before sending the letter to Harvard.
He is risen and dropping it low for your sins.
April 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
He is risen and dropping it low for your sins.
I feel this in my bones.
April 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I feel this in my bones.
Happening right now. Minnesota Attorney General, Keith Ellison having a discussion with American Atheists President, Nick Fish. #AACON2025
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happening right now. Minnesota Attorney General, Keith Ellison having a discussion with American Atheists President, Nick Fish. #AACON2025
What will you wear when your MAGA hat goes out of style?
April 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
What will you wear when your MAGA hat goes out of style?
It's always fun when people say things like, "Bernie has always been right and has always had the same views."
March 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's always fun when people say things like, "Bernie has always been right and has always had the same views."