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Matt (Tech) Lloyd
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Ok Programmer, Shitty Pianist, Total Prat.
Head of software engineering @kraken.tech
ex @Thoughtworks
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Time again to cheese those messes
A TV with a Christmas surround and the title screen to Muppets Christmas Carol.
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Looking at rugs, I see this, then become irrationally annoyed that it’s not actually a Delaunay Triangulation
An emerald green rug with a gold geometric pattern that looks like it’s a Delaunay Triangulation, but there’s a triangle that’s peak hits the mid point of another triangle edge. This wouldn’t happen if you were triangulating a set of points.
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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It’s 9th November and it’s time for the first viewing of Muppets Christmas Carol.
A screenshot of Muppets Christmas Carol. The meece from the end of the movie once they have received cheese from Scrooge. With the text meeces cheesed in the Dark Souls font and styling.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Reminds me of imgs.xkcd.com/comics/crypt...
Cryptography is thinly disguised missy elliot lyrics. Break it down, flip it and reverse it.
October 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Just had an epic 3.5 hour Blue Prince run that opened up so much. This game is immense.
A screenshot of Blue Prince end screen. A nearly 100% layout mansion and 221 steps taken.
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Finally perfected my hollandaise 😋
Toast, avocado, runny poached eggs, with a side of bacon, coated in a perfect yellow hollandaise and a dash of paprika. Runny poached egg dripping over toast
September 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Paddington x The Wicker Man
A giant effigy of Paddington bear doths his wicker hat while staring solemnly in to the far distance, for he knows his future is for the flame…
April 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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A photo of the Northern Lights a few months back when they were visible from Cheshire
A photo of the northern lights showing blue, red and green in the sky, with silhouetted trees and houses in the foreground
March 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM