Derek B , retired grumpy old git
@technologht.bsky.social
The self appointed leader of the Scottish branch of the orange cockwomble hating society
Coo coo my coo ca Choo savlon stardust
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Coo coo my coo ca Choo savlon stardust
And 590k magats have all paid a deposit of $200 and haven't received the phone they were supposed to get in September ,and no refunds allowed ,just how stupid are these people
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
And 590k magats have all paid a deposit of $200 and haven't received the phone they were supposed to get in September ,and no refunds allowed ,just how stupid are these people
I'm calling bullshit if a device had been found it would be in some secure lab being taken apart and scrutinized piece by piece not displayed on social media as some type of war trophy
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm calling bullshit if a device had been found it would be in some secure lab being taken apart and scrutinized piece by piece not displayed on social media as some type of war trophy
I'm ready
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I'm ready
Oh boy that's going to be a sore one
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Oh boy that's going to be a sore one
Pretty sure we started that one here in Scotland but still prefer the orange shitgibbon
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Pretty sure we started that one here in Scotland but still prefer the orange shitgibbon
I'm ready
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm ready
Are we at deadcon one yet
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Are we at deadcon one yet
Yeah absolute scumbags
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Yeah absolute scumbags
Dumb dumb don't know how to use a paper straw now nobody gets to use a paper straw ,that's the orange shitgibbon s reaction to everything ,
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Dumb dumb don't know how to use a paper straw now nobody gets to use a paper straw ,that's the orange shitgibbon s reaction to everything ,
I'm 4000 miles away from America and even here in Scotland I can see exactly what is happening in your country , some of you ,no a lot of you better wake up right now or you aren't even going to have a country thanks to the most despicable person on the planet ,yes your orange shitgibbon
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm 4000 miles away from America and even here in Scotland I can see exactly what is happening in your country , some of you ,no a lot of you better wake up right now or you aren't even going to have a country thanks to the most despicable person on the planet ,yes your orange shitgibbon
And 99.9% of the world population knows exactly who you are talking about
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
And 99.9% of the world population knows exactly who you are talking about
Closest I could get as I'm here in Aberdeen Scotland
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Closest I could get as I'm here in Aberdeen Scotland
And Scotland
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
And Scotland
But her majesty was fit for him
September 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
But her majesty was fit for him
Yip and the flu vaccine and anything else we need
September 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Yip and the flu vaccine and anything else we need
So the orange shitgibbon is on his way to the UK just hope that King Charles took lessons from his mother on how to handle him
September 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
So the orange shitgibbon is on his way to the UK just hope that King Charles took lessons from his mother on how to handle him
I have a better one
September 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I have a better one
1 wonder why
September 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
1 wonder why
That is one of the finest 14 year old malt whisky ,I'm Scottish why would it be rum ,me the day after the orange shitgibbon dies.
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
That is one of the finest 14 year old malt whisky ,I'm Scottish why would it be rum ,me the day after the orange shitgibbon dies.
I'm ready
September 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I'm ready
They seem to think we've forgotten
September 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
They seem to think we've forgotten
Thanks we try our best to insult the orange shitgibbon
September 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Thanks we try our best to insult the orange shitgibbon
Or this
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Or this