TechSimon
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TechSimon
@techsimon.bsky.social
@techSimon on Twitter. He/him because pronouns are like a shield against morons.
Woke, apparently. Do not approach if lacking coffee.
No mischief bots, no mischief bots, no mischief bots…
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Zero standards…
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 AM
99.9m or less…
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Any excuse for leg warmers…
November 23, 2024 at 7:40 AM
A day like today is why hamsters were invented
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Every time you hear of an industry or business failure it’s amazing how many times its story contains the phrase “recently bought by investment firm xyz”
November 22, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Only one option really :)
two women are sitting next to each other and eating popcorn
Alt: Buffy and Willow are sitting next to each other and eating popcorn. Buffy waves at someone in the distance.
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Ah, I’ve heard of this mythical force, it is yet to be discovered in my household however…
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
This always makes me smile whenever gritters are mentioned

www.heraldscotland.com/news/2405253...
'Gritney Spears' and 'Tam o' Salter': See the hilarious Scottish gritter names
From 'Melter Skelter' to 'Calvin Harr-Ice', here are some of the funny current names given to gritters in Scotland.
www.heraldscotland.com
November 21, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Will it last until Christmas ? The last two tubs didn’t last me a week…
November 21, 2024 at 9:49 AM