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Teddy, Local Wizard
@teddyjay.bsky.social
43 followers 24 following 43 posts
Drives with two hands. Professional DM, writer, entertainer.
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ok bro sure
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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you have a man cave. I found a guano cave. we are not the same.
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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my inability to hold Big Food without pretending it is a phone
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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here we go again
June 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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the people who follow me waiting for another unhinged text post to drop
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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CDPR: You can color your vehicles whatever you—

SILENCE. SPIDER-BIKE.
December 19, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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I'm onto something here I know it
A Quiplash prompt that reads "Weirdly enough the NFL has agreed to let players celebrate touchdowns by BLANK", with an answer in all-lowercase below that reads "kissing each other nasty style". The display name on top reads "Capn Cream"
December 19, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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now this audience can also witness my horrible nonsense
November 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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slowly reposting my minis over on here. commission for a player at one of my tables. byoom byoom wizard shit #dnd
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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haha wooooo
a painted miniature for tabletop games of a stained white sheet, floating like a ghost
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM