Justin Sexton
@tediouslength.bsky.social
he/him. Likes drafting cards, rolling dice, and placing workers. When in doubt, be kind.
The modern Vitruvian Man.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The modern Vitruvian Man.
Good lord, what an eerily accurate allegory for this country.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Good lord, what an eerily accurate allegory for this country.
I appreciate that, but I don't think I have anything to say that you've and many others haven't already knocked out of the park. :)
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I appreciate that, but I don't think I have anything to say that you've and many others haven't already knocked out of the park. :)
Fellas -
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fellas -
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
Painful enough to read, I cannot even imagine the pain and horror of living through it. Thank you for laying out the awful truth so clearly and unequivocally. In a just world, party and power would not allow anyone to escape justice.
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Painful enough to read, I cannot even imagine the pain and horror of living through it. Thank you for laying out the awful truth so clearly and unequivocally. In a just world, party and power would not allow anyone to escape justice.
Man, I miss the haupia pies.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Man, I miss the haupia pies.
Big Wednesday energy here
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Big Wednesday energy here
Why do teams still want to start with the ball under the new OT rules? Isn't it better to know what you need to score on your possession?
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why do teams still want to start with the ball under the new OT rules? Isn't it better to know what you need to score on your possession?
He looks like.someone just shot his aboveground pool and there's no bucket in sight.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He looks like.someone just shot his aboveground pool and there's no bucket in sight.
He looks like Bugs Bunny just gave him an exploding cigar.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He looks like Bugs Bunny just gave him an exploding cigar.
The softest of softball questions and he still couldn't handle them.
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The softest of softball questions and he still couldn't handle them.
That would be truly outrageous!
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That would be truly outrageous!
He's not even a particularly good babysitter, let alone parent!
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He's not even a particularly good babysitter, let alone parent!
Rule of cool, football is just objectively worse if that play isn't legal.
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Rule of cool, football is just objectively worse if that play isn't legal.
Did they forget to apply the illegal shift penalty after the fumble was reversed?
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Did they forget to apply the illegal shift penalty after the fumble was reversed?
My hope is that they never put up a completely full sheet when one runs out, because of the psychological implication that "no one else is doing it". But regardless, it's heartbreaking to see so many stickers used.
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My hope is that they never put up a completely full sheet when one runs out, because of the psychological implication that "no one else is doing it". But regardless, it's heartbreaking to see so many stickers used.
I'm STILL wearing the pair you hooked me up with back in, what, 2020?
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm STILL wearing the pair you hooked me up with back in, what, 2020?
Hey, congrats! Back to optics?
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hey, congrats! Back to optics?
Seat belts are completely ineffective in carjackings, so we should probably ban them too.
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Seat belts are completely ineffective in carjackings, so we should probably ban them too.
Context is always important. I could accurately quote you as saying "gay people should be stoned to death" in your tweet above, right? The context behind Kirks comments absolutely shows that they are as hateful as they sound, but seeing the context behind potentially click bait quotes is critical.
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Context is always important. I could accurately quote you as saying "gay people should be stoned to death" in your tweet above, right? The context behind Kirks comments absolutely shows that they are as hateful as they sound, but seeing the context behind potentially click bait quotes is critical.
Green Valkyrie needs food, badly!
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Green Valkyrie needs food, badly!
Is he trying to claim the gender pay gap is in favor of women?
September 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Is he trying to claim the gender pay gap is in favor of women?
And won't it be fun to see what happens the next time they want to upgrade said phones...
September 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And won't it be fun to see what happens the next time they want to upgrade said phones...
Every run is positively definitely my last run.
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Every run is positively definitely my last run.