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📍PNW
certified hater
📍PNW
starting a junk journal in 2025, have to stick with it this time fr
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
starting a junk journal in 2025, have to stick with it this time fr
ruined a shark vacuum in 3 days, ruined a roomba in 11 minutes what the fuck 😔
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
ruined a shark vacuum in 3 days, ruined a roomba in 11 minutes what the fuck 😔
ok next tattoo idea ? middle upper back, 5 inches nothing crazy
December 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
ok next tattoo idea ? middle upper back, 5 inches nothing crazy
BIG DAWG BUSINESS I WOULD NOT HOLD YOUR HAND
December 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
BIG DAWG BUSINESS I WOULD NOT HOLD YOUR HAND
if my parents didn’t live in my hometown it would never see me again 🤢
December 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
if my parents didn’t live in my hometown it would never see me again 🤢
last year I accidentally didn’t work between christmas and new years.. not my boss texting me this morning reminding me we are online today 💀
December 26, 2024 at 2:18 PM
last year I accidentally didn’t work between christmas and new years.. not my boss texting me this morning reminding me we are online today 💀
people paying for Christmas cookies is wild, I thought we were all throwing away them away
December 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
people paying for Christmas cookies is wild, I thought we were all throwing away them away
nobody ever said “moissanites are a girls best fiend” 🤨
December 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
nobody ever said “moissanites are a girls best fiend” 🤨
putting a chip in my kid before he gains consciousness (for safety reasons)
December 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
putting a chip in my kid before he gains consciousness (for safety reasons)
gonna become jehovah witness purely to save money at christmas
December 19, 2024 at 1:20 AM
gonna become jehovah witness purely to save money at christmas
christmas is next week and it’s 57° outside lmao what the fuck
December 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
christmas is next week and it’s 57° outside lmao what the fuck
soft launching my two week notice by complaining a lot and calling out no notice this week lets goo
December 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
soft launching my two week notice by complaining a lot and calling out no notice this week lets goo
sun chips are so good
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
sun chips are so good
screamin out P but they resume is boof 🗣️🗣️🥱
December 16, 2024 at 2:40 PM
screamin out P but they resume is boof 🗣️🗣️🥱
old people and chain smokers
December 13, 2024 at 7:35 PM
old people and chain smokers
are people using these ‧₊˚. '*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'ღ ꕥ ‿* •·.·''·.·• ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ ironically or did they make a come back
December 13, 2024 at 3:48 PM
are people using these ‧₊˚. '*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'ღ ꕥ ‿* •·.·''·.·• ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ ironically or did they make a come back
if you buying my gift from the tiktok shop just keep it tbh
December 12, 2024 at 5:08 PM
if you buying my gift from the tiktok shop just keep it tbh
2016 me would be so pissed off knowing what 2024 me is up to
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
2016 me would be so pissed off knowing what 2024 me is up to
what are you guys getting jesus for his birthday?
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 AM
what are you guys getting jesus for his birthday?
if you do it and it feels good you might have a touch of the ‘tism js
i literally want to f***ing scream
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM
if you do it and it feels good you might have a touch of the ‘tism js
our robin hood is hot like in the movies
December 9, 2024 at 10:07 PM
our robin hood is hot like in the movies
ever since the news broke I did wonder what a jury of our peers would do
December 9, 2024 at 10:06 PM
ever since the news broke I did wonder what a jury of our peers would do
we’re gonna find out what happened in that elevator one day damnit
Jay-Z releases new statement after being accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Diddy in 2000.
He says the allegations are false and blackmail.
He says the allegations are false and blackmail.
December 9, 2024 at 3:07 PM
we’re gonna find out what happened in that elevator one day damnit