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Ted Long
@tedlong.bsky.social
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Writer. Collects garden gnomes, water sundials, and kobolds. Alum, Miskatonic U. Go Squids!

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August 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
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July 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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You were excellent on The Bulwark. Thank you for your fight.
July 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Perhaps a message that reads "ChatGPT says to stop"?
June 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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My kids did not see the appeal; me RN reading your post:
June 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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100%. Don't yuck other people's yums.
May 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mine went from picky to voracious overnight.
May 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Relatable.
May 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM