@tedplair.bsky.social
It's just Trump's way of processing the fact that he'll never be as smart, competent, smooth, suave, classy, or as universally respected and loved as this guy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's just Trump's way of processing the fact that he'll never be as smart, competent, smooth, suave, classy, or as universally respected and loved as this guy.
"SAY, BIG BOY.
IS THAT A BACKBONE YOU'RE PACKING,
OR ARE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?"
IS THAT A BACKBONE YOU'RE PACKING,
OR ARE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?"
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"SAY, BIG BOY.
IS THAT A BACKBONE YOU'RE PACKING,
OR ARE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?"
IS THAT A BACKBONE YOU'RE PACKING,
OR ARE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?"
"ALL ROYAL FAMILY MEMBERS
TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD...
NOT SO FAST, ANDREW,"
TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD...
NOT SO FAST, ANDREW,"
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"ALL ROYAL FAMILY MEMBERS
TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD...
NOT SO FAST, ANDREW,"
TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD...
NOT SO FAST, ANDREW,"
Somebody, please scratch a blackboard or something -
anything so I don't have to listen to her.
anything so I don't have to listen to her.
August 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Somebody, please scratch a blackboard or something -
anything so I don't have to listen to her.
anything so I don't have to listen to her.
"SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
July 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
"PLEASE, I CAN'T TAKE HER ANYMORE."
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"PLEASE, I CAN'T TAKE HER ANYMORE."
In 1959, dictator Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier formed the Tonton Macoute, a group of paramilitary thugs who terrorized Haiti for over 3 decades. Trump is following Papa Doc's lead, turning ICE into his own private $150-billion-a-year army to be unleashed on anyone who rubs him the wrong way.
July 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In 1959, dictator Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier formed the Tonton Macoute, a group of paramilitary thugs who terrorized Haiti for over 3 decades. Trump is following Papa Doc's lead, turning ICE into his own private $150-billion-a-year army to be unleashed on anyone who rubs him the wrong way.
...all because of his obsession with this man. President Obama is the itch that Trump can't scratch.
April 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
...all because of his obsession with this man. President Obama is the itch that Trump can't scratch.
Trump is fast becoming the White Idi Amin. Remember him?
March 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Trump is fast becoming the White Idi Amin. Remember him?
