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tedthedead.bsky.social
Miracle Themster
@tedthedead.bsky.social
Asset poor and titty rich | they/them | late-twenties senior citizen
I’ve had to threaten people with violence over them trying to talk to me while I’m knitting and the reports are not good on finding that socially acceptable approach
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
We affectionately call them shitlib spices and my goodness are they quality products
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Oat milk lattes destabilized some peoples entire personalities
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It’s the glp1 stickers on TikTok that make me insane. Sort of like a nicotine patch…and it’s just. That’s not even how it works. That’s not how any of this works. And even if it did it wouldn’t be $17.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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He threw a grenade into a car full of kids because the US does not have a track record of punishing cops who do that.

It *does* have a track record of permanently blinding people with point blank less lethal rounds to the head for protesting stuff like that.
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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i just really appreciate this language
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM