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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 2h

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 17h

@cbbworld.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social What an amazing way to start the new season of the Neighborhood Listen!! The Guzman bit had me rolling. Please make that goose t-shirt!

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 3d

I've noticed that if you initiate a return on Amazon these days, sometimes they offer you a discount to keep it so now I try that every time

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 5d

Look at this manly man, can't even open a fucking door

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 6d

Right now I'm on the free tier but I'd upgrade for that!!!

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 6d

Hey @showmanandydaly.bsky.social ! @lilyyily.bsky.social would make an amazing permanent co-host on Bonanas!

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 6d

Our family is so bummed. My 2nd grader James had a dentist appointment right when this was happening. He was so disappointed. We gave him pizza and ice cream for dinner to make up for it 😕

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 8d

Talking about Scott?

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 9d

Excelsior?

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 11d

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 11d

Digging the new packaging!

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 12d

a man in a red shirt is dancing in front of a crowd .

ALT: a man in a red shirt is dancing in front of a crowd .

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 12d

If Seth ever has to miss another episode, keep Mark Rennie on speed dial! (I'm in my 40s and speed dial used to be a thing)

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 13d

It works!! Paid up from now until 10/1/27 😎

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 13d

OH NO DON'T CLICK ON THE PISS PIG TAG!!!!!!!!!

Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 13d

@threedomusa.bsky.social yes I am an idiot fan who would buy a Threedom shirt that says I work here #pisspig

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Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 13d

@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social is there anything in the rule book against pre-ordering more than one year of CBB Maximus before the price goes up? You're not gonna shut down the subscription ever, right??

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