Best friendship is going to your friend’s house to steal face wash and drink their Brita water

Me: “I can’t believe my therapist thinks I have ADHD”
Also me: takes 45 minutes to tell Tiffany one story bc I keep getting distracted by subplots

I’m getting so much FOMO from not going to Forbidden Kingdom this year. I want to go back in time and slap me from 1 month ago for not getting my ticket.

I am not falling for this Labubu nonsense

old people are so miserable sometimes, they just want to complain. you’ve had 80 years of complaining, time to go to the farm and shut up for some peace and quiet

I am protesting Twitter (X) and I get to tweet all of my unhinged thoughts on here now

-my ex who is BALD is torturing my via DMs because I have hair and he’s jealous
-I love a good Caesar shrimp salad
-Chris Brown needs to be locked UPPPP expeditiously
-FREE PALESTINE ALWAYS

BLUE SKY USERS

ITS A PARTY ITS A PARTY ITS A PARTAAAAY

this is my first tweet on the new app, I think everyone should send me $5

Kiernan Culkin has been cast as Caeser Flickerman in 'The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping'

(via THR)