teejayg.bsky.social
@teejayg.bsky.social
That’s what makes it a mortgage.

Mort = dead
Gage = pledge
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Good thing these are Kias.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Coffee’s down, we get it.
July 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This app’s officially boring.
June 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bag
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Everyone *has* to be annoying.
May 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Are you suggesting that Mercury would opportunistically use a crack in its mantle to assassinate Pluto?
a planet with a face on it and the words rudy.mustang below it
ALT: a planet with a face on it and the words rudy.mustang below it
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Be warned: Hunky Specs will make you feel like groovin’!
April 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s a picture of a bird, dude.
April 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s not the number of options because a situation could exist in which there are just as many forks (options) but they all terminate at the green dot and the width of the bar is one.
April 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The joke is that it appears as a coordinate plane because the “today” line looks like an axis.

That aside, if the size of the bar is dictated by the distance between the highest and lowest black lines, then it is representative of the total potential variance of outcomes.
April 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Evil is your punctuation, your punctuation is evil.
March 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And the Y axis is what?

Altitude?
Enemies defeated?
Hot dogs consumed?
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That’s why they invented 142.5 lbs.
March 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
FTFY

A. snake_case
B. kebab-case
C. camelCase
D. PascalCase
March 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Trying this now. I got microk8s installed and now I’m on the step where my life is in shambles.
March 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
- pip is the package manger
- pipx installs packages as cli commands
- venv creates virtual environments
- uv and Poetry combine those and more to consolidate project management and provide a declarative interface beyond requirements.txt
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Almost there
February 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM