Alarmingly charming li'l program, innit? I appreciate that almost all of the subjects can look back and laugh/shrug off how stupid their escapades were.

The obvious question is how many burritos were consumed during the ten hour lunch?

In our family, the whole week between Christmas and New Years is like that. Watch movies while drifting in and out of food comas and occasionally asking what day it is.
Best time of the year.

If I understand the internet correctly, you are now expected to DJ under the moniker Keith Prime.
Oh, and Merry Christmas and what not.

Me, pitching my book:" ...and the professor that thrives on others misery finds away to exist in multiple forms in one physical dimension, harvesting energy exponentially. He - "
Publishing rep: "Gonna stop you there, no market for speculative. Also, you just described our CEO."

They can have my creative iterations when they pry them from cold, dead hands.

We non-billionaires don't buy endorphins, we generate them.

Right?!! Bright, noisy, full of people AND the sandwiches are overpriced. Occasionally you meet an awesome dog though, and it makes you risk going outside again.

My extensive sweatpants and not-too-tight-but just-right shirt collection and I concur.

He just tries THAT much harder. That, and years of experience.

When I taught guitar, a good chunk of my business was rehab for kids whose parents forced them into of Royal conservatory training.

Q: What do muppets improve when they are included?

A: EVERYTHING.

They seem to have increased the speed of the scooters in the last year or so. Do we know max speed?

Velocity on impact is a concern when sharing space with pedestrians. In terms of risk mgmt, I'd consider them in the same category as bikes.

Is it bad that my response was "Huh, looks like a horse on the roof kinda day." 🤷🏻‍♂️

Then we won't tell you about the show Sunny. Definitely not mentioning Slow Horses, either.

::whispers::
"He is."

If I was a board member, that trillion bucks would've come with the stipulation he shuts the fuck up. Forever.