Great (and long overdue) news that the Moorgate line - the one that could never make up its mind whether it was or wasn’t the Tube - is finally going to join the London Overground network.

BUT!!!

What should we call it?

Bad suggestions only please.

we need to END the scourge of non-induction electric hobs which use an induction-style digital touch interface

brat in the nye fireworks let’s go

there is still time for sainsbury’s to do nectar wrapped 2024 - don’t give up hope!

worrying number of people my age not knowing who rizzle kicks are