Teeth Despot
teethdespot.bsky.social
Teeth Despot
@teethdespot.bsky.social
I am the person who decided that books begin on page 3
November 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
If I was a washing machine and I found out about dryers, I would be devastated. They would seem to defeat my whole purpose
February 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
only one room in my apartment ever receives natural light but I will design an elaborate system of mirrors that will say otherwise
November 25, 2023 at 10:57 PM
if axlotl don’t have semiotic systems then I don’t have a semiotic system
November 25, 2023 at 10:55 PM
met a very nice man who loved maslow’s hierarchy of needs. he said, “I love his triangle.”
October 29, 2023 at 8:35 PM
saw a man dressed up in a ketchup costume get congratulated for becoming a homeowner
October 29, 2023 at 12:14 AM
who was I to think that I could skillfully cook a daikon radish… without any forethought, without any research?
October 5, 2023 at 6:13 PM
I am allowed to buy Healing Jelly at the store
September 26, 2023 at 4:18 PM
hello this is my blog now
September 26, 2023 at 4:18 PM