AJ
@tehaj.bsky.social
He/Him, Science educator, father, and husband.
I'm sorry he kicked what?
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm sorry he kicked what?
I am being absolutely gaslit in my own home. My children keep showing me a normal sized pencil and insisting that it's just slightly bigger than a normal pencil
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am being absolutely gaslit in my own home. My children keep showing me a normal sized pencil and insisting that it's just slightly bigger than a normal pencil
I'm about to move out to the woods
August 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm about to move out to the woods
My son made the best drawing of a chicken known to man today
August 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My son made the best drawing of a chicken known to man today
I just know there's some great pokemon right here
August 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I just know there's some great pokemon right here
Raja my friend, I'm not sure that's a good place for a whale shark to be
July 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Raja my friend, I'm not sure that's a good place for a whale shark to be
Existential crisis at the grocery store
July 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Existential crisis at the grocery store
My guy is out cold after a long day of not working
June 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My guy is out cold after a long day of not working
My kids are playing Mario Kart and I heard my daughter yell "Hit by a blue shell when I'm seventh?? I'm writing a review!"
June 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My kids are playing Mario Kart and I heard my daughter yell "Hit by a blue shell when I'm seventh?? I'm writing a review!"
"ITALIAN. BRAIN. ROT!" My five year old shouts at his grandfather
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"ITALIAN. BRAIN. ROT!" My five year old shouts at his grandfather
It's a good thing my daughter found the label maker, or else I wouldn't know what I was looking at here.
June 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's a good thing my daughter found the label maker, or else I wouldn't know what I was looking at here.
This is the guy everyone fawns over? Honestly I don't see it.
June 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is the guy everyone fawns over? Honestly I don't see it.
Really should have grabbed this VHS my library was giving away
June 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Really should have grabbed this VHS my library was giving away
My friend @mindsdesire.bsky.social has frozen his duolingo streak three times this week, shameful
June 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My friend @mindsdesire.bsky.social has frozen his duolingo streak three times this week, shameful
My son just told me that some other kid at his preschool brought rocks from outside into the classroom. Fucked up!
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My son just told me that some other kid at his preschool brought rocks from outside into the classroom. Fucked up!
Anyone have some space for this guy?
May 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone have some space for this guy?
These things are all over the damn place Sam I don't have time to count these crabs
April 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
These things are all over the damn place Sam I don't have time to count these crabs
My children have a concert tonight but the set list has leaked
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My children have a concert tonight but the set list has leaked