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Tehscientist
@tehscientist.bsky.social
(He/Him) Dad and Husband, Materials Scientist in Med Devices, dabble in leadership, data, photos, and make lots of pizza, living in NC
So was Mitch McConnell just trying to save us from him being on the Supreme Court, or what?? 😃
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“People will put up with many things if you create shareholder value”
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You forgot the bit about war criminal Cheney dying on the same day.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Just like Obama, except Zohran won’t drone strike children.
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Will their space suits be bricked by an AWS outage like those mattresses were recently?
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hard to beat her legacy but he’s going to give it his best shot.
a woman is featured on a bbc promotional video
Alt: Elizabeth Holmes is featured on a bbc promotional video
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So get a second device? Nah I’m just gonna sell it and get a Garmin so I can charge once a fortnight.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hoping we hear how Norwegians are block heads soon.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Did a couch come forward?
October 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Afterpay baby!
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Show revenue from iCloud on the same chart, 2nd Y axis plz.
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Can’t wait to see what it does to my 401k once all the circle jerk stock pumping finally bursts the bubble.
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I thought this was British food before I read who posted it.
October 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
People with auditory processing challenges as they read this:
a man is standing in an office with his hands on his head and screaming .
Alt: Chris Farley standing in an office with his hands on his head and screaming.
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“The reich way”
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Get ‘em in the midterms, then send them a strongly worded letter and ask for campaign donations for 2028.
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I pray to the Burgerville gods regularly for some walla walla onion rings.
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Not a big fan of running myself. Walking at a fast pace is good, getting up in that zone 2 cardio is gtg.
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just as Jesus intended amirite?
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Shit happens over and over again, plenty of refinery accidents under Obama and Biden… and everyone before them. It’s dangerous work and companies are constantly trying to keep costs down and be just compliant enough.
October 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!!!
October 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM