David Teitelbaum
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David Teitelbaum
@teitelbaum.bsky.social
@Laurelbathhouse. Previous culture/ creative director for @VP and @MGK. brand builder with 2 exits.

Now…. Idk. Fun-employed
X is such a gross cesspool. Tried looking for basic LA wildfire updates and get bombarded by absolute trash commentary, but I guess a misinformed public is more easy to control.
January 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#drone theory. After seeing Bernie’s canned reaction I started looking. My theory #plasmoids are appearing in the sky as we get closer to nuclear war — and these drones are trying to study / capture these sentient plasmoids, which makes sense. The American mind can’t comprehend.
December 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I mean….
December 12, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Stupid question. Can I say fuck on here. Sweet
November 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Iterating on a new concept. Entering into eventual pharma territory. Starting with natural and testing the vending market.
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Married my best friend last weekend :)
November 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
My mind since the election: what if aliens are really just evolved humans that mutated after a nuclear war(s) and they are coming back in time to learn about forgotten history.
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 AM
What up new Twitter!
November 23, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Did we manifest this? Shit.
November 23, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Made this ad for Black Friday. Some have said…. it’s too crass. Can an ad be too crass? Idk but it’s shocking. And that’s the point
November 23, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Anyone else here feel like it’s better to breathe without every other post on your feed being from Elon Musk… I didn’t even follow him.
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 AM