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TekGnostic
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Saltine American. Phony Stark Free. Indoor enthusiast.
Biomechanical meat mannequin powered by a ghost on a spinning rock around an aimless star. Cat caretaker. 🤘
These all seem to fit together nicely into a bouquet of insanity.
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
De-mattifying cat maintenance kit.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Made some new friends the other day. I got a 4-pack of each.
These stouts were meant to be mixed together.
The strawberry is sweeter than the chocolate. They're both 10% ABV. I like them by themselves and together.
And, yes, I use a metal chopstick to stir drinks, I just rinse it off.
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Yeah, no kidding.
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I have a cat maintenance question with something I never dealt with before.
Mongo has matted fur on his back. I'm leary of bathing him.
Could I just shave the area?
I have a shaver that's curved for shaving a person bald.
January 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Yeah, good point.
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are pointing out that they have a Twitter feed up in official WH photos. Why would they be checking social media while orchestrating military actions? It's all about clout and clicks, attention shifting. We are no longer a serious country.
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
If this phtoshoot at the Florida resort is close to reality and telling... there's no military leaders making decisions, just under qualified TV personalities playing with people's lives. The is all a game to them.
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Look at the big brain on Marg!
Even Empty Gee is using her thinky parts on this one.
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My answer lately when someone tries to point and say the left is out of touch with reality...
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Merry Christmas to me.
It was the changing of the guard, hardware wise.
GPUs are about to spike in price for multiple reasons, the 5060 was on sale, I had a gift card and credit card points saved up.
The planets or stars lined up just right or something.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
My best friend gave me my Christmas presents.
I vaguely remember my dad having one of these, men's valet trays, to put his EDC stuff in and I wanted one. My friend and I still collect movies on physical disc (when we can) and this film just got re-released in 4K.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
If you drink, and drink tonight, please be careful!

These are my top discoveries for liquid courage this year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Having to up the weapons grade in the fight against matted cat hair. I got a special comb for tangled hair and actual shampoo for cats... I hope Mongo will forgive me when I complete the task required of me.
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I wish real news sites would drop headlines like this.
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So, I'm not the only one creeped out by Erika Kirk's eyes.
Her body language and facial expressions also weird me out as bit. I liked the before times, when I didn't know that dude was even married.
www.tiktok.com/@laurenhowar...
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You know, I'm no expert on Christianity, even after being forced to go to churches throughout my childhood, but I do remember something about praying to people who died...
[cont'd]
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Damn. Another character actor who you probably recognize but didn't know their name. RIP.
www.imdb.com/name/nm09260...
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I've been tired of telling people, "Yeah, so you might want to look that up. Just because it's often repeated, doesn't mean it is true".

Unfortunately they've implemented AI results from dubious sources into several search engines. It can be hard to find objective facts sometimes.
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We need to start charging stiff overage fees when someone goes over their fifteen minutes of fame.
He should have married Kirk's wife to complete the circle of grift.
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I made an impulse buy at the local Rouse's. I'm not a big wine drinker, but I would drink it again. My reasoning was that even if I hated it, at 12.5% ABV, I'd grin and bare it. We don't waste alcohol here.
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I didn't know they made this kind of stuff until I researched it a bit. Bathless spray. They just happened to have it at my local grocery store, so I didn't have to order it online. Hopefully, Mongo will let me try to spray him and brush out the matted fur at some point.
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hold on. Does Sorbo think that agnostics and atheists just renounce holidays that are affiliated with any religion?
Is his job to misunderstand things that the rest of us have accepted? Maybe right-wing thinking is a mind virus.
Why would they even HAVE a tree if they didn't... just no, I can't.
December 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If/when I have my own house one day, I'd probably put up some less kitschy, inspirational wall art like this. You can't find these at Hobby Lobby and some of my family would definitely not approve of it, which is kind of the point. You're in MY house now.
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
😂😆Nice!
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM