The "hellsite" is up and running again so I'll see meself out. I'd be remiss, however, if I didn't mention that Pig and I are hosting a car show (in other words, Pig showing off his Hot Wheels collection) and I'll be DJing oldies music, come on out, have a hot dog, get yer picture taken with Pig 🐷

Posting here is like when I worked at a radio station and if the request line wasn't lighting up, you began to suspect you were playing B. Bumble & The Stingers records for absolutely no one, echoing off into the aether while errbody was on the classic rawk station listening to Van Halen

*waits for something to happen* Does anything ever actually happen here? Is it a dead museum of ghosts endlessly re-enacting their old routines they used to do on twitler, but for a more "intimate" audience (aka "nobody")? It's cricketsville out here, kids, strictly Ho Hum Junction.

Welp, twitter is hiccupping and crapping the bed again and I got so bored I even came over to bluesky 😏

This looks like a good place to put an old 1960s photograph I once saw hanging in a restaurant of a horse drinking a beer

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

When the edibles kick in at Starbucks and you want to propose marriage to the barista because she drew a smiley face next to your name on the cup

Might give bluesky a try again. I'm perfectly happy at twitter so there's really no point in coming over here posting the same stuff. Might just engage in the noble art of shitposting. Might just hone my "annoying reply guy" skills. Might post 11,000 pics of my butt. Might wander away bored.