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Televis-Static
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A writer and amateur artist that's too scared to post anything. Maybe some day.
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Televis-Static @televisstatic.bsky.social · Oct 1
#bonktober69 Day 1: Tomboy
Introducing the host of "Rentertainment Whenever": Ren Koibuchi!
Ren Koibuchi, a short-haired Japanese-American woman, sits in a red chair, wearing a black suit jacket and matching pants with a magenta wide-collared blouse and gray and black sneakers.
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Purple? Check.
Villain turned hero? Check.
Takes orders from the person they had previously beaten up? Check.

#dispatch #deltarune #fanart
Susie from Deltarune (purple lizard teenager with shaggy long hair wearing a purple jacket, white shirt, and jeans) shakes hands with Invisigal (tan woman with short hair and a septum piercing wearing a purple cropped jacket and a really dark purple crop top).
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Happy #N7Day !

In my experience, Miranda tends to state the obvious even outside the tutorial. Might just be my imagination, but that didn't stop me from making it into an in-joke.

#masseffect
Miranda Lawson shouts off camera to an unseen Commander Shepherd, saying, "Oi, Shepherd! Just letting you know that a Geth is on the ship!" She is pointing to Legion. Shepherd replies, "Thanks, Miranda..." Legion replies in smaller font, "Shepherd Commander knew of this platform's existence for half of the game."
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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#bonktober69 Day 17: Monster-Person
The Jersey Devil isn't a monster because he looks different but because he's from South Jersey.
Off-screen: Ren says, "Our next guest comes from Jersey! The thirteenth child of BLAH BLAH BLAH..." On-screen: Inez shakes The Jersey Devil's tail like a hand, and says, "Before you get out there, Mr. JD, I gotta say your 800-page poetry collection saved my life!" The Jersey Devil, a winged creature with a black horse head and humanoid torso, replies, "I had no idea my words were so potent!" Inez then concludes with "The robber certainly thought they were powerful."
October 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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#bonktober69: Day 16: Pole Dance
And she was looking forward to this trip all week, too...
Anita holds herself aloft on a pole while Ren, dressed in a fishing hat and wading overalls, holds a fishing pole. Ren says, "Next time you tell me to bring my pole, SPECIFY!"
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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#bonktober69 Day 7: Upskirt
If you smashed a mirror every hour of every day for the rest of your life, you wouldn't even reach one one-billionth of the amount of bad luck Inez Cortisol started life with. At least that's what she thinks.
Ren hunches over, whispering something to Inez. Inez whips her head around and notices that her skirt has been tucked into her undergarments.
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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#bonktober69 Day 6: Nude With Shoes
Ren's preternatural ability to avoid paparazzi and prying eyes allows her to indulge in more risky endeavors with minimal repercussions.
Ren, clad in only her sneakers, stands at the end of an alley corner lit in purple neon. Around the corner is a paparazzo underneath a yellow street lamp, frantically searching for her.
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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#bonktober69 Day 3: Thick Thighs
Any time Anita Breather makes a guest appearance, you know something is getting pulverized.
Anita Breather, an athletic black woman wearing a blue tank top and racing briefs, squeezes a pumpkin with her thighs. The pumpkin is nearly split in half. Ren squats beside her, pointing at the pumpkin and saying, "Chun-Li would be proud of you for that." Anita replies, "You have no idea how much that means to me, Renny."
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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#bonktober69 Day 2: Tentacles
It's not easy being green.
Panel 1: Ren is talking to an green, tentacled eldritch being. She says, "So Mr. That-Which-Should-Not-Be. What made you get into acting?" And Mr. T says, "Truth be told, I don't see myself as an "actor." I'm a storyteller that uses the body to—" Panel 2: We pull out to see a bespectacled woman caressing Mr. T's tentacles. He asks, "Who's this?" and Ren replies, "Inez. My P.A. Sorry, but this episode is a wash. Half of the audience and crew is gibbering bad and the other half is super aroused." Mr. T then says, "That explains my mixed critical reception." Ren is talking to an green, tentacled eldritch being. She says, "So Mr. That-Which-Should-Not-Be. What made you get into acting?" And Mr. T says, "Truth be told, I don't see myself as an "actor." I'm a storyteller that uses the body to—" Panel 2: We pull out to see a bespectacled woman caressing Mr. T's tentacles. He asks, "Who's this?" and Ren replies, "Inez. My P.A. Sorry, but this episode is a wash. Half of the audience and crew is gibbering bad and the other half is super aroused." Mr. T then says, "That explains my mixed critical reception."
October 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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#bonktober69 Day 1: Tomboy
Introducing the host of "Rentertainment Whenever": Ren Koibuchi!
Ren Koibuchi, a short-haired Japanese-American woman, sits in a red chair, wearing a black suit jacket and matching pants with a magenta wide-collared blouse and gray and black sneakers.
October 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I made a clue token for my Sophia, Dogged Detective commander deck. Don't worry, the pizza was onion and garlic free.

#mtg #art #mtgcommander
A high angle shot of a dog and a table. On the table is a box of pizza with a slice missing. On the dog's mouth is pizza sauce. This time it's edited from my previous post because a line was driving me crazy.
September 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Man of Steel vs Ball of Energy.

Superman (2025) made me hopeful in the same way Everything, Everywhere, All at Once did which makes it one of the best movies ever.
#superman #krypto
Superman stands, tired, as Krypto, a white dog with a red cape, uses super speed to menace him.
July 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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More Chun-Li!

#fanart
Low angle shot of Chun-Li sitting cross legged over a hastily sketched box.
May 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Why yes, this is indeed a very specific overlap of my interests. I do have a soft spot for both of them despite their line of work.

#chun-li #columbo #fanart
Lieutenant Columbo, a shabbily dressed detective in a trench coat, holds a cigar and says, "It's a real pleasure to meet you, ma'am. Mrs. Columbo and I are big fans o' yours." Chun-Li, a Chinese woman wearing a white and blue qipao, laughs politely in response. Underneath Columbo is the phrase "Prescription Murder Air Date" and under Chun-Li is the phrase "Original Birth Year." Both have arrows pointing to "1968."
May 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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I didn't know Mermay had daily prompts. I'm a day late for brave, but I guess she's kinda a peach.

#mermay #mermay2025 #art #ocsky #oc
A mermaid with tanned skin, blue scales and hair, wearing a yellow polka dot bikini. She puts a note onto a fishing hook. It says, "Call Me" signed with a kiss mark.
May 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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In honor of Patch 8 and the announcement of Mario Kart World, here's an old piece from 2023. Kartlach!

#art #fanart #bg3 #karlach
Karlach, a red-skinned woman with one horn, drives a go-kart styled like ones seen in Mario Kart. The kart has a K on it.
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Fanart of @spicymancer.bsky.social 's OC Helen Regal at a company retreat! I mean what else does one do with a smoke ring aside from this and dunking it into beer like a doughnut?
Helen, a white haired woman in office clothes, leans on a counter and blows a smoke ring into the air. Helen catches the ring with her left hand, focusing off-panel at something. Helen throws the ring onto a lone red peg in a sea of blue pegs. Helen walks away from the booth with an oversized plush brown and tan dog. Its head covers her face.
April 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Started drawing her after seeing the The Day the Earth Blew Up movie! Meet Robin Graves AKA "what if Lara Croft sucked".

#art #ocsky #oc
April 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM