Tel Fraser
@telfraser.bsky.social
If you see an Elephant
here's what you must do
call animal services
unless it's in a Zoo
here's what you must do
call animal services
unless it's in a Zoo
So JD Vance visits the Pope and 24 hrs later he's dead - coincidence who knows
April 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
So JD Vance visits the Pope and 24 hrs later he's dead - coincidence who knows
when a Fireman becomes an ARSonist
March 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
when a Fireman becomes an ARSonist
I shaved my beard off now I don't who I am
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I shaved my beard off now I don't who I am
Global warming has contributed to an increase in the urban rat population - just look at Washington Dc
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Global warming has contributed to an increase in the urban rat population - just look at Washington Dc
Just chilling out in 30c plus at greens lake
January 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Just chilling out in 30c plus at greens lake
Stanhope Victoria near Shepparton here getting supplies it's goanna be hot tomorrow
January 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Stanhope Victoria near Shepparton here getting supplies it's goanna be hot tomorrow
The reason people with Kenndeys disease don't kill themselves is their hands are so shakey no one could read the suicide note
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The reason people with Kenndeys disease don't kill themselves is their hands are so shakey no one could read the suicide note
All the best Dictators have moustaches- when a clown embraces destiny
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
All the best Dictators have moustaches- when a clown embraces destiny
is it wrong to put Barbra Streisand's Memories on repeat in an old peoples home
January 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
is it wrong to put Barbra Streisand's Memories on repeat in an old peoples home
I went to Aldis and bananas were 3.99 a kilo 3.99 and they were bent enough already 3.99
January 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I went to Aldis and bananas were 3.99 a kilo 3.99 and they were bent enough already 3.99
@guycollins.bsky.social much better than the others
January 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
@guycollins.bsky.social much better than the others
The last train to nowhere
January 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The last train to nowhere
For a long time I thought that the world was my oyster then I found out I was allergic to shell fish
January 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
For a long time I thought that the world was my oyster then I found out I was allergic to shell fish
If you have the memory of an elephant you're probably Buddhist
December 31, 2024 at 12:05 PM
If you have the memory of an elephant you're probably Buddhist
Being Dyslexic in Wales means you're the only one who can read the street signs
December 31, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Being Dyslexic in Wales means you're the only one who can read the street signs
"There used to be 8 dwarves but Pervy was on a list so they couldn't use him in the movie" - still the best gag I ever wrote
December 30, 2024 at 10:50 AM
"There used to be 8 dwarves but Pervy was on a list so they couldn't use him in the movie" - still the best gag I ever wrote
I'm shutting down Christmas
December 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I'm shutting down Christmas
Trumps new advisors
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Trumps new advisors
Tesla has a new product not self drving
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Tesla has a new product not self drving
He's ready for anything
November 24, 2024 at 8:48 AM
He's ready for anything