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artist, kinkster, gender confused forest goblin
Ads during the heated rivalry finale are homophobic
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ads during the heated rivalry finale are homophobic
Apple tea, eye masks, and Heated Rivalry ...the xmas comedown that Jesus intended
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Apple tea, eye masks, and Heated Rivalry ...the xmas comedown that Jesus intended
Finding a straight hockey bro podcast doing heated rivalry reviews is healing me and making me laugh my ass off and want to scream at their blind spots and then realizing my own!
This fandom has absolutely broken my brain. I'm way too obsessed
This fandom has absolutely broken my brain. I'm way too obsessed
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Finding a straight hockey bro podcast doing heated rivalry reviews is healing me and making me laugh my ass off and want to scream at their blind spots and then realizing my own!
This fandom has absolutely broken my brain. I'm way too obsessed
This fandom has absolutely broken my brain. I'm way too obsessed
Ovulation hobbies: self bondage and crying
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ovulation hobbies: self bondage and crying
Do I think Viktor earned his forgiveness... fuck no!
Do I think the Creature deserved a chance to let go of some of his rage if he wanted to... Abso-fucking-lutely!
Do I think the Creature deserved a chance to let go of some of his rage if he wanted to... Abso-fucking-lutely!
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Do I think Viktor earned his forgiveness... fuck no!
Do I think the Creature deserved a chance to let go of some of his rage if he wanted to... Abso-fucking-lutely!
Do I think the Creature deserved a chance to let go of some of his rage if he wanted to... Abso-fucking-lutely!
Ahh the joys of pms!
Crying about how no one KNOWS me while posting from a secret account
Crying about how no one KNOWS me while posting from a secret account
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ahh the joys of pms!
Crying about how no one KNOWS me while posting from a secret account
Crying about how no one KNOWS me while posting from a secret account
If you tell me you're an open book, you better be ready to give me your back blurb and at least 2 endorsements from people who have already read it
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you tell me you're an open book, you better be ready to give me your back blurb and at least 2 endorsements from people who have already read it
I want to know the average heart rate of the Blue Jays right now!
Wold Series dreams
Wold Series dreams
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I want to know the average heart rate of the Blue Jays right now!
Wold Series dreams
Wold Series dreams
I've carved out several places on the internet to be a horny perv... But have failed to carve out one in which to be a sad bady.
Where's the best place on the internet to be soft and sad?
Where's the best place on the internet to be soft and sad?
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I've carved out several places on the internet to be a horny perv... But have failed to carve out one in which to be a sad bady.
Where's the best place on the internet to be soft and sad?
Where's the best place on the internet to be soft and sad?
Just back from a funeral and I'm pretty sure the priest spoke like a mashup of Moira Rose and any Nick Cage character with the look of the Kentucky Fried Colonel after a fresh haircut.
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just back from a funeral and I'm pretty sure the priest spoke like a mashup of Moira Rose and any Nick Cage character with the look of the Kentucky Fried Colonel after a fresh haircut.
Joe's soon to be mother-in-law needs to reassess "good" she is at reading people!!
Saying he has no icks or red flags is diabolical!
Saying he has no icks or red flags is diabolical!
October 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Joe's soon to be mother-in-law needs to reassess "good" she is at reading people!!
Saying he has no icks or red flags is diabolical!
Saying he has no icks or red flags is diabolical!
Stoned, splattered with super glue and paint, with a greedy hole
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Stoned, splattered with super glue and paint, with a greedy hole
When was the last time people made up an animal and really got that idea going.
It feels like it's been a bit
It feels like it's been a bit
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When was the last time people made up an animal and really got that idea going.
It feels like it's been a bit
It feels like it's been a bit
Just me or does this season of Love is Blind seem like more of a horror movie than ever?
It feels like a bunch of desperate people locked in a fabricated world who have to convince themselves and each other to fall in love or else they and all their family will be murdered
Saw 31: LIB
It feels like a bunch of desperate people locked in a fabricated world who have to convince themselves and each other to fall in love or else they and all their family will be murdered
Saw 31: LIB
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just me or does this season of Love is Blind seem like more of a horror movie than ever?
It feels like a bunch of desperate people locked in a fabricated world who have to convince themselves and each other to fall in love or else they and all their family will be murdered
Saw 31: LIB
It feels like a bunch of desperate people locked in a fabricated world who have to convince themselves and each other to fall in love or else they and all their family will be murdered
Saw 31: LIB
Fat titties, no bra when the super comes over
October 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fat titties, no bra when the super comes over
The smut trilogy I just mainlined doesn't come out for two more weeks... It should be illegal to recommend series that close to but not quite completed
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The smut trilogy I just mainlined doesn't come out for two more weeks... It should be illegal to recommend series that close to but not quite completed
Who is writing academic articles on the race and gender politics and dynamics as shown in Love is Blind.
Reality tv as anthropological and sociological research
Reality tv as anthropological and sociological research
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Who is writing academic articles on the race and gender politics and dynamics as shown in Love is Blind.
Reality tv as anthropological and sociological research
Reality tv as anthropological and sociological research
A sparrow just flew into my apartment and pulled the smoothest u-turn
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A sparrow just flew into my apartment and pulled the smoothest u-turn
Seeking: human footstool/boot rest
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Seeking: human footstool/boot rest
Greg Davies is an absolute stone cold fox. I'll never be ok
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Greg Davies is an absolute stone cold fox. I'll never be ok
One teacup full of apple crumble.
One with pickles, dill.
One with pickles, dill.
October 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One teacup full of apple crumble.
One with pickles, dill.
One with pickles, dill.
