Fiorentini: And I love how they’re just reverse-engineering everything. It’s like saying, 'Well, you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs'—except then you serve a Pop-Tart that fell on the ground

If you're on the Southside of #Indy & love comedy and love supporting women's bodies' rights

Please come see some of the hardest working and infamous women of the midwest

And MANDEE MCKELVEY IS HEADLINING

Come to the Wit Theater Saturday 1/18

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If you're on the north side of #Indy
On Saturday Jan 18th
Please go check out Bloomington's Shanda Sung & Emily
Both are regulars at the infamous #comedyattic

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Me: im gonna start new thing, and not just give up

Also me: rewatching #TrueDetective season 1

My #vibecheck usually includes seeing how someone reacts when I mention #jennifersbody

👀👀*how gay is you*

My toxic trait is that

I think if I stop laughing at someone's jokes - they'll know I'm mad... but won't say that I'm mad... instead let it dwell in my head so hard I have IBS

It's always "put your whole pu$$y into it"

Never "put your whole anxiety into it"

My friend: "girl have you ate today?????"

Tell me what you think this face is giving

Btw- this is Marta Selena Martinez

Brother, I'm just trying to watch wrestling and have chisme with my cat

I saw BABYMETAL last night, and I saw the cutest and happiest moshpit ...

be crazy if holiday confrontation was like this👉👈
"Yeah we're fighting, but there's girly pop metal"

Let this be a reminder- yal, we gotta go outside

*continues the feeling of fomo, because I used to be a hiking girly*

POV: researching SEO, and the moment you see the word "crawling"

My brain: "CRAAAAAWLLIIIIIIIING IN MYYYYY SKEEEEEN"

My main goal with this new social platform... I'm just trying to undo the demons of Tumblr

But like, have you listened to a breakdown of a vampire show while entering data into an excel sheet?? Are you even living?