they also spell the noun curb as “kerb” and I blacked out

They showed up in sweaters

I was taking the LIRR this evening and my subway to Jamaica was delayed but I lucked out on catching my train bc Santas were causing shenanigans and delayed it lmao

My dad and I were talking about it like you have one of the sweetest gigs around and all you gotta do is not be a creep

/ need some advice

Her tour is over

yeah she was like “thanks for your patience!” before I even said anything lmao

No she was 15 minutes late because she was “around the corner on the phone catching up with someone who is hard to reach”

Yeah :(