I would give this 500 likes if I could.

There might be a market for miniature vodka inspired cat macrame.

When I worked for EDS on a contract to the CDC (1990’s), I was not allowed to attend the holiday party that the department I was embedded into held. I think it was just in the cafeteria.

Nikki, he’s an idiot.

This is exactly the sort of thing I am counting on you to do.

Why can’t it be both?

Cannot sit still when I hear it.

So my mistake was thinking I would be okay if I just had my SS benefits in place before the inauguration. I underestimated the possibility that he could fark everything up before he even took office, or that somehow an unelected drug addled billionaire would be running the country via social media.

So that kitten poop is smellier than adult cat poop, of course.