@tentaclechops.bsky.social
Thank goodness, that’s far more efficient than having to shove my phone up my ass every few weeks
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Thank goodness, that’s far more efficient than having to shove my phone up my ass every few weeks
What about constructive witticisms?
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
What about constructive witticisms?
Much like missing a solar eclipse, missing out on this once-in-a-lifetime prostate stimulation really has me bummed (pun fully intended)
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Much like missing a solar eclipse, missing out on this once-in-a-lifetime prostate stimulation really has me bummed (pun fully intended)
I’m Just A Girl was appropriated from Gwen Stefani and I’ll die on that hill
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I’m Just A Girl was appropriated from Gwen Stefani and I’ll die on that hill
It is truly horrific to be perceived, especially by an amorphous mass of internet goblins
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It is truly horrific to be perceived, especially by an amorphous mass of internet goblins
WinRAR? I barely KNOW ‘ar!
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
WinRAR? I barely KNOW ‘ar!
Isn’t that what they say when they want you not to buy something in protest? 🧐
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Isn’t that what they say when they want you not to buy something in protest? 🧐
Good old Bridge Failure 🫡
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Good old Bridge Failure 🫡
Huge legendary drop added to loot table 😈
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Huge legendary drop added to loot table 😈
Woke 2: 2 Woke 4 U
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Woke 2: 2 Woke 4 U
Kidnap him in order to take his place, I assume
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Kidnap him in order to take his place, I assume
And no, my name isn’t Steven, but apparently this guy’s is
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
And no, my name isn’t Steven, but apparently this guy’s is
Listen, I already know I’m way funnier when you’re involved, you didn’t have to rub it in by absolutely SERVING too 😣
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Listen, I already know I’m way funnier when you’re involved, you didn’t have to rub it in by absolutely SERVING too 😣
Looks like you’re the Birthday Girl now
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Looks like you’re the Birthday Girl now
Shouldn’t have incurred their
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Shouldn’t have incurred their
My friends told me it was overkill, and I said “No, it’s more like Killamanjaro on a good day”
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My friends told me it was overkill, and I said “No, it’s more like Killamanjaro on a good day”
Installed a soundboard so I can switch freely between clown horn, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater special trick sound, and Crash Bandicoot “woah”
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Installed a soundboard so I can switch freely between clown horn, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater special trick sound, and Crash Bandicoot “woah”
Not to backseat, but I think you were supposed to trade the Cuckoo Clock for the Crowbar back when you were talking to the suspicious merchant, then Use Crowbar on Ancient Sarcophagus in front of Wife. That only unlocks Second Base though, it’s as far as I got 😬
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Not to backseat, but I think you were supposed to trade the Cuckoo Clock for the Crowbar back when you were talking to the suspicious merchant, then Use Crowbar on Ancient Sarcophagus in front of Wife. That only unlocks Second Base though, it’s as far as I got 😬