Terrence Malick
@terrencemalick.bsky.social
Writer, director, hot dog eater.
No, The Way of the Wind will not be a musical. Jesus was not a witch like Ann Lee!
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
No, The Way of the Wind will not be a musical. Jesus was not a witch like Ann Lee!
January 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Back in the day I was considering Chris Pratt as Jesus. Having seen Mercy today I'm regretting not casting him. Amazing performance!
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Back in the day I was considering Chris Pratt as Jesus. Having seen Mercy today I'm regretting not casting him. Amazing performance!
This is still my shit
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This is still my shit
I'd never cast a mosqito bite ass having bitch as Lara Croft. I'd cast Jessica CHESTain. Please call me, babe. I'm so lonely.
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I'd never cast a mosqito bite ass having bitch as Lara Croft. I'd cast Jessica CHESTain. Please call me, babe. I'm so lonely.
I think he'd enjoy my films. I want him to call me Terry boy
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I think he'd enjoy my films. I want him to call me Terry boy
Still on a bender from my birthday. I think I got one more day in me. Might call up Jessica for the 33rd time. She never answers when I'm wasted :(
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Still on a bender from my birthday. I think I got one more day in me. Might call up Jessica for the 33rd time. She never answers when I'm wasted :(
Had an amazing birthday! Too bad Colin's sober now. He used to bring the best blow.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Had an amazing birthday! Too bad Colin's sober now. He used to bring the best blow.
Me n Jessica CHESTain lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me n Jessica CHESTain lol
Rewatched Mortal Kombat the other day. Shit was tight. I know which Paul Anderson I like the best.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Rewatched Mortal Kombat the other day. Shit was tight. I know which Paul Anderson I like the best.
BEG FORGIVENESS
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
BEG FORGIVENESS
A new cut of The Tree of Life is coming to 4K UHD next year! You'll finally get to see Jessica's breast feeding scene in glorious 4K, baby!
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A new cut of The Tree of Life is coming to 4K UHD next year! You'll finally get to see Jessica's breast feeding scene in glorious 4K, baby!
No I'm not a "Swiftie" and no she's not playing Mary Magdelene in TWOTW. Stop asking!
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
No I'm not a "Swiftie" and no she's not playing Mary Magdelene in TWOTW. Stop asking!
One Battle After Another? More like One Boring Scene After Another.
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
One Battle After Another? More like One Boring Scene After Another.
Those cowards @ Disney wanted to buy my film. Told them to go f themselves. Not because of Kimmel, because the offer was really low.
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Those cowards @ Disney wanted to buy my film. Told them to go f themselves. Not because of Kimmel, because the offer was really low.
Stop asking me when TWOTW is coming out. The film is 6 hours, it's gonna take time editing it.
September 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Stop asking me when TWOTW is coming out. The film is 6 hours, it's gonna take time editing it.
Just listened to SWAG II, might do some reshoots to get The Biebs into The Way of the Wind.
September 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just listened to SWAG II, might do some reshoots to get The Biebs into The Way of the Wind.
My vision blurry af right now
September 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My vision blurry af right now
This was fucking epic.
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This was fucking epic.
So I heard YNW Melly Gibson (total loser btw) is back making Jesus movies. Won't be as good as mine. Just saying.
August 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So I heard YNW Melly Gibson (total loser btw) is back making Jesus movies. Won't be as good as mine. Just saying.
ust saw the new Naked Gun. Wtf happened to good spoof films? Like Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie?
August 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ust saw the new Naked Gun. Wtf happened to good spoof films? Like Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie?
In my film Jesus gonna be like: "Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, huh. Woah. Woah. Swoop it down, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it. Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, woah. Swing. Woah. Woah"
July 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In my film Jesus gonna be like: "Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, huh. Woah. Woah. Swoop it down, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it. Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, woah. Swing. Woah. Woah"
Ready for an epic night!
July 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ready for an epic night!
Surf's Up, Bri Bri!
June 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Surf's Up, Bri Bri!
Should be editing, but I be geeked up playing Xbox all day.
May 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Should be editing, but I be geeked up playing Xbox all day.