Alyson
@terribleclaw.bsky.social
Fan of film. Writer of nonsense. Mother of boys. Baker of cookies.
Screaming into the void.
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Screaming into the void.
She/her 🏳️🌈
https://thebestpictureproject.wordpress.com/
https://letterboxd.com/TerribleClaw/
My husband watched One Battle After Another on a goddamn airplane today and I have waited MONTHS to rewatch it with him to see his reactions.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My husband watched One Battle After Another on a goddamn airplane today and I have waited MONTHS to rewatch it with him to see his reactions.
Well, I'm back in my anxiety induced puzzle era.
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Well, I'm back in my anxiety induced puzzle era.
Hmmm, should I sneak in a burrito or a big ol' sandwich into the movie theater today? Maybe breadsticks? Decisions, decisions.
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Hmmm, should I sneak in a burrito or a big ol' sandwich into the movie theater today? Maybe breadsticks? Decisions, decisions.
Ah, my kids and husband are out of the house for the first time in weeks. I can do whatever I want!
--2 hours later--
*Singing power ballads to my cup noodles* ....I need people around or I get weird.
--2 hours later--
*Singing power ballads to my cup noodles* ....I need people around or I get weird.
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ah, my kids and husband are out of the house for the first time in weeks. I can do whatever I want!
--2 hours later--
*Singing power ballads to my cup noodles* ....I need people around or I get weird.
--2 hours later--
*Singing power ballads to my cup noodles* ....I need people around or I get weird.
If you made one of those serious or healthy resolutions those don't start until tomorrow. Tonight we still get chaos, booze and snacks.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If you made one of those serious or healthy resolutions those don't start until tomorrow. Tonight we still get chaos, booze and snacks.
Went out last night and a girl told me I was a great dancer so I'm just gonna ride that high for the rest of the year.
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January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Went out last night and a girl told me I was a great dancer so I'm just gonna ride that high for the rest of the year.
Just watched Together and it is some of the freakiest body horror I've ever seen and I LOVE it! Great nightmare fuel.
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Just watched Together and it is some of the freakiest body horror I've ever seen and I LOVE it! Great nightmare fuel.
Me- We should eat healthier.
My husband- Let's get some hot chicken!!!
Our toilet- No! Dear God! Eat a salad!
My husband- Let's get some hot chicken!!!
Our toilet- No! Dear God! Eat a salad!
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January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Me- We should eat healthier.
My husband- Let's get some hot chicken!!!
Our toilet- No! Dear God! Eat a salad!
My husband- Let's get some hot chicken!!!
Our toilet- No! Dear God! Eat a salad!
20 years ago today I lost my aunt and uncle, two of the most generous and pure hearted people ever. Realized I still have the guitar pick I kept in my hand during their funeral. Today isn't easy.
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
20 years ago today I lost my aunt and uncle, two of the most generous and pure hearted people ever. Realized I still have the guitar pick I kept in my hand during their funeral. Today isn't easy.
What does it mean when you start off the new year with an empty fortune cookie?
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
What does it mean when you start off the new year with an empty fortune cookie?
So I got knocked out of the New Year's Eve Mario Kart tournament in the first round, as is tradition.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So I got knocked out of the New Year's Eve Mario Kart tournament in the first round, as is tradition.
According to Letterboxd I only watched 104 new movies this year? But that doesn't count most of what I watched for the film fest. And I was pretty busy with life, writing and having adventures. Not a bad 2025.
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December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
According to Letterboxd I only watched 104 new movies this year? But that doesn't count most of what I watched for the film fest. And I was pretty busy with life, writing and having adventures. Not a bad 2025.
2025 was the year of trying new things, taking risks and giving zero fucks. It was amazing! I found community and helped friends turn their scripts into films. I partied like I wished I had in my 20s! And along the way I made so many amazing new friends. Gonna keep playing with fire in 2026. 😎
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
2025 was the year of trying new things, taking risks and giving zero fucks. It was amazing! I found community and helped friends turn their scripts into films. I partied like I wished I had in my 20s! And along the way I made so many amazing new friends. Gonna keep playing with fire in 2026. 😎
Everyone's grandma is packed into this theater seeing Song Sung Blue. I had to help the lady next to me figure out the buttons on the chair.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Everyone's grandma is packed into this theater seeing Song Sung Blue. I had to help the lady next to me figure out the buttons on the chair.
Watching my husband watch the last half hour of Bugonia makes me appreciate it even more.
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watching my husband watch the last half hour of Bugonia makes me appreciate it even more.
Listen, I could never take Avatar seriously simply because they use the Papyrus font.
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Listen, I could never take Avatar seriously simply because they use the Papyrus font.
Today's unsung hero: the kid sweeping up popcorn who had to wake up a dude who fell asleep during Avatar, all curled up in his hoodie and 3D glasses.
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today's unsung hero: the kid sweeping up popcorn who had to wake up a dude who fell asleep during Avatar, all curled up in his hoodie and 3D glasses.
Avatar: Fire and Ash in 3D Dolby with my 11 year old. The first thing he said when it ended was, "Wow. That was like a 3 hour video game cut scene." Would it have looked better in another format?
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Avatar: Fire and Ash in 3D Dolby with my 11 year old. The first thing he said when it ended was, "Wow. That was like a 3 hour video game cut scene." Would it have looked better in another format?
My kid got one of those cards that plays music. Never Gonna Give You Up. Only it never stops until the battery dies! Ultimate Rick Roll! 😂
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My kid got one of those cards that plays music. Never Gonna Give You Up. Only it never stops until the battery dies! Ultimate Rick Roll! 😂
It's so stinkin' cute having a kid who so genuinely believes in Santa.
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's so stinkin' cute having a kid who so genuinely believes in Santa.
Family movie day- SpongeBob: Search for Squarepants! So silly and fun. Surprisingly low on toilet humor, high on the piratitude and silly sea adventures. Mark Hamill is hilarious in front of a green screen.
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December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Family movie day- SpongeBob: Search for Squarepants! So silly and fun. Surprisingly low on toilet humor, high on the piratitude and silly sea adventures. Mark Hamill is hilarious in front of a green screen.
Characters in Bath And Body Works, 1 week to Xmas: Older man walks straight to a worker, only says, “Strawberry snowflake!” Granny arguing over coupons. Man in reflective yellow and muddy pants, smelling everything. Me, overstimulated and trying to avoid crashing out in the car later.
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Characters in Bath And Body Works, 1 week to Xmas: Older man walks straight to a worker, only says, “Strawberry snowflake!” Granny arguing over coupons. Man in reflective yellow and muddy pants, smelling everything. Me, overstimulated and trying to avoid crashing out in the car later.
So I went to see Ella McCay yesterday and it sucked. Later a friend highly recommended Dust Bunny. Shoulda seen that instead.
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So I went to see Ella McCay yesterday and it sucked. Later a friend highly recommended Dust Bunny. Shoulda seen that instead.
My kid is watching some Sesame Street Christmas thing and I hear them singing, "Failure is awesome!"
I walk by with my cup of coffee, bopping to the music, "They're singing my theme song."
I walk by with my cup of coffee, bopping to the music, "They're singing my theme song."
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December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My kid is watching some Sesame Street Christmas thing and I hear them singing, "Failure is awesome!"
I walk by with my cup of coffee, bopping to the music, "They're singing my theme song."
I walk by with my cup of coffee, bopping to the music, "They're singing my theme song."
🎶🌲🎁⛄ It's the most wonderful time of the year!🌲🎁⛄🎶
Me- It's dark and cold and we're socially obligated to buy gifts to feed the capitalist machine. Whatevs, I'll make cookies.
Me- It's dark and cold and we're socially obligated to buy gifts to feed the capitalist machine. Whatevs, I'll make cookies.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🎶🌲🎁⛄ It's the most wonderful time of the year!🌲🎁⛄🎶
Me- It's dark and cold and we're socially obligated to buy gifts to feed the capitalist machine. Whatevs, I'll make cookies.
Me- It's dark and cold and we're socially obligated to buy gifts to feed the capitalist machine. Whatevs, I'll make cookies.