Silent Panic
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I don't think the government should be putting ants in people's houses when you can hire a guy to do it instead. He even has spicier ants!
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't think the government should be putting ants in people's houses when you can hire a guy to do it instead. He even has spicier ants!
"My characters are using the local words and customs for time and season, but I have translated for the reader. You're welcome!"
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"My characters are using the local words and customs for time and season, but I have translated for the reader. You're welcome!"
*A CIA agent forwards a message to my phone. I read it, then snap to attention in the middle of my local SRA chapter meeting. I speak, my eyes glassy.*
"Telling someone to read Marx is ableist."
"Telling someone to read Marx is ableist."
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
*A CIA agent forwards a message to my phone. I read it, then snap to attention in the middle of my local SRA chapter meeting. I speak, my eyes glassy.*
"Telling someone to read Marx is ableist."
"Telling someone to read Marx is ableist."
I stay vindicated in believing I could turn Trump into a socialist if I had an hour to talk to him. The man is all vibes.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I stay vindicated in believing I could turn Trump into a socialist if I had an hour to talk to him. The man is all vibes.
She said her type was "Imhotep from 'The Mummy'" and now I realize I should asked for a timecode.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
She said her type was "Imhotep from 'The Mummy'" and now I realize I should asked for a timecode.
Lucky. When I went to run my Blowjob Simulator (37 hour edition) someone had deleted it. :(
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Lucky. When I went to run my Blowjob Simulator (37 hour edition) someone had deleted it. :(
due to inflation all the page boys became book boys
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
due to inflation all the page boys became book boys
I fucking knew it
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I fucking knew it
Pour one out for Gregor. He got lore-dumped when he got too close.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pour one out for Gregor. He got lore-dumped when he got too close.
Greatful to the gnome community for donating so much of their clothing to get us through this, even if I keep knocking my hat into people.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Greatful to the gnome community for donating so much of their clothing to get us through this, even if I keep knocking my hat into people.
The detective finds a letter wherein the suspect confesses their crime.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The detective finds a letter wherein the suspect confesses their crime.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
Ten years ago: That's unrealistic. No one would be that stupid.
Today: That's too many words spelled correctly. Gotta scuff that up, I think.
As you can see, Trump never used an emoji whilst emailing disgraced financier Epstein. This suggests that the contact was, strictly speaking, not eliciting any emotions at all. In my next slide, we shall see...
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As you can see, Trump never used an emoji whilst emailing disgraced financier Epstein. This suggests that the contact was, strictly speaking, not eliciting any emotions at all. In my next slide, we shall see...
I'm not sure about that. I'm just here because I searched for a good sandwich recipe and this is the post that came up, so, uh,
Do you have one?
Do you have one?
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm not sure about that. I'm just here because I searched for a good sandwich recipe and this is the post that came up, so, uh,
Do you have one?
Do you have one?
Literally write a movie where James Bond gets a mission to kill a defector who is also James Bond. Hell, hire me. I'll write it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Literally write a movie where James Bond gets a mission to kill a defector who is also James Bond. Hell, hire me. I'll write it.
(and you get bigger by eating bait)
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(and you get bigger by eating bait)
Fishing game, but you're the fish and you collect fishing lures
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fishing game, but you're the fish and you collect fishing lures
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damn, he didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
damn, he didn't even thank me for my attention to this matter
My mum always used to say, "Nothing is better than orc meat!" I think you and she were of similar minds!
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My mum always used to say, "Nothing is better than orc meat!" I think you and she were of similar minds!
Finally, something funny on Gutfeld!
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally, something funny on Gutfeld!
This is Blackthorn's casual twin brother
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is Blackthorn's casual twin brother
Isn't that basically what BetterHelp did with therapy?
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Isn't that basically what BetterHelp did with therapy?
This card convinced me the avatar set has the juice
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This card convinced me the avatar set has the juice