If these asshats shit any more faux testosterone out of their mouths during the press conference, they'd need a medical license.

Ah, the short list.

In reality France and Great Britain should be saying this about the US.

We haven't watched this movie in several years because Vickie has an unreasonable reaction to the very last scene where Zuzu gives the line about the bell meaning angel gets its wings. But we finally watched last weekend and admitted how great it is, but still dissin' that poor little girl.

Nice of him to mention this on the last night of Hanukkah. Guess I need to move.

Oh, that's brilliant.

He's just a morally abject, disgusting human being.

In other news, he has also issued a full and complete pardon to the Hamburgler, who was previously convicted in the court of public opinion.

I think it's time to put grandpa in the memorial care unit.

Yes, but I need to explain that the best opening scene of all of them was the young James Kirk stealing his step-father's 1965 Corvette Stingray convertible and speeding down the road to the Beastie Boys' Sabotage. Pure joy.

His shoes must be like mirrors with all those boot-lickers behind him.

Also add Columbus, Pilgrims and the rest of them foreign invaders from the 17th and 18th centuries.

Who's gonna tell her our forefathers were foreign invaders?

and never was.

Gonna run AOC's senate campaign.

Her first mistake was hiring these guys.

Yes, but in many of several incredible statements is this first one in the dissent: first line of the actual dissenting opinion: “The main winners from Judge Brown’s opinion are George Soros and Gavin Newsom.” Soros??? Racist, much?

Looking forward to entering into negotiations with United Healthcare.

And then she immediately used a quart of hand sanitizer.