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Actor-writer-comedian; slang dictionary compiler; talking head; mostly happy
Please choose from following selection:
A slithery spineless snit;
A punchline lacking wit;
A smear of yesterday’s shit;
A bivalve without the grit;
Reformed snot in need of a flick;
Rage bait that’s not worth a click;
An error in need of correction…
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A slithery spineless snit;
A punchline lacking wit;
A smear of yesterday’s shit;
A bivalve without the grit;
Reformed snot in need of a flick;
Rage bait that’s not worth a click;
An error in need of correction…
(cont’d in link)
WHAT IS A JENRICK?
Please choose from following selection: A slithery spineless snit; A punchline lacking wit; A smear of yesterday’s shit; A bivalve without the grit; Reformed snot in need of a flick; Rage bait that…
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January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Please choose from following selection:
A slithery spineless snit;
A punchline lacking wit;
A smear of yesterday’s shit;
A bivalve without the grit;
Reformed snot in need of a flick;
Rage bait that’s not worth a click;
An error in need of correction…
(cont’d in link)
A slithery spineless snit;
A punchline lacking wit;
A smear of yesterday’s shit;
A bivalve without the grit;
Reformed snot in need of a flick;
Rage bait that’s not worth a click;
An error in need of correction…
(cont’d in link)
Good woman with a wife
Good woman with a baby
Good woman with a life…
Now that’s all as may be.
Masked man, name of Ross
He had a fatal itch
To show that woman who was boss…
So he killed the “fucking bitch”...
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Good woman with a baby
Good woman with a life…
Now that’s all as may be.
Masked man, name of Ross
He had a fatal itch
To show that woman who was boss…
So he killed the “fucking bitch”...
continues in link
For Good
Good woman with a wife Good woman with a baby Good woman with a life… Now that’s all as may be. . Masked man, name of Ross He had a fatal itch To show that woman who was boss… So he killed the “fuc…
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January 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Good woman with a wife
Good woman with a baby
Good woman with a life…
Now that’s all as may be.
Masked man, name of Ross
He had a fatal itch
To show that woman who was boss…
So he killed the “fucking bitch”...
continues in link
Good woman with a baby
Good woman with a life…
Now that’s all as may be.
Masked man, name of Ross
He had a fatal itch
To show that woman who was boss…
So he killed the “fucking bitch”...
continues in link
…
I have a quota to reach
and I am only following orders.
So, please, come along quietly.
Don’t you understand
that this is a kindness?
Our political paymasters
will happily flatten your homes,
kill your children
and seal off your borders.
So, please, come along quietly.
I have a quota to reach
and I am only following orders.
So, please, come along quietly.
Don’t you understand
that this is a kindness?
Our political paymasters
will happily flatten your homes,
kill your children
and seal off your borders.
So, please, come along quietly.
Please Don’t Protest
I am arresting you for displaying empathy and resisting genocide Do you understand? I have a quota to reach and I am only following orders. So, please, come along quietly. . Don’t you underst…
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December 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
…
I have a quota to reach
and I am only following orders.
So, please, come along quietly.
Don’t you understand
that this is a kindness?
Our political paymasters
will happily flatten your homes,
kill your children
and seal off your borders.
So, please, come along quietly.
I have a quota to reach
and I am only following orders.
So, please, come along quietly.
Don’t you understand
that this is a kindness?
Our political paymasters
will happily flatten your homes,
kill your children
and seal off your borders.
So, please, come along quietly.
Putting my foot in it.
Socks
Today I am wearing pink socks Not white socks that tumbled with red pants Socks that didn’t run in the wash Socks so pink my shoes start to dance Pink as my cheeks when I say, “Oh Gosh!…
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December 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Putting my foot in it.
Oh dear! What can the matter be?
Trump’s wandered off and he’s stuck in the lavatory
He’ll turn inside out if we leave him ‘til Saturday
And he still won’t know why he’s there.
Trump’s wandered off and he’s stuck in the lavatory
He’ll turn inside out if we leave him ‘til Saturday
And he still won’t know why he’s there.
Oh dear! What can the matter be?
Oh dear! What can the matter be? Trump’s wandered off and he’s stuck in the lavatory He’ll turn inside out if we leave him ‘til Saturday And he still won’t know why he’s there. . Perched in s…
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December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh dear! What can the matter be?
Trump’s wandered off and he’s stuck in the lavatory
He’ll turn inside out if we leave him ‘til Saturday
And he still won’t know why he’s there.
Trump’s wandered off and he’s stuck in the lavatory
He’ll turn inside out if we leave him ‘til Saturday
And he still won’t know why he’s there.
Old King Trump
Was a wicked old chump
And a wicked old chump was he.
His head was an orange
His heart a lump of coal
And he called out the BBC.
Every fiddler had a fiddle
Every diddler had a diddle
But what will be will be ...
And there’s none so rare
As can compare
With a fact-checked chump …
Was a wicked old chump
And a wicked old chump was he.
His head was an orange
His heart a lump of coal
And he called out the BBC.
Every fiddler had a fiddle
Every diddler had a diddle
But what will be will be ...
And there’s none so rare
As can compare
With a fact-checked chump …
Old King Trump
Old King Trump Was a wicked old chump And a wicked old chump was he. His head was an orange His heart a lump of coal And he called out the BBC. Every fiddler had a fiddle Every diddler had a diddle…
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December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Old King Trump
Was a wicked old chump
And a wicked old chump was he.
His head was an orange
His heart a lump of coal
And he called out the BBC.
Every fiddler had a fiddle
Every diddler had a diddle
But what will be will be ...
And there’s none so rare
As can compare
With a fact-checked chump …
Was a wicked old chump
And a wicked old chump was he.
His head was an orange
His heart a lump of coal
And he called out the BBC.
Every fiddler had a fiddle
Every diddler had a diddle
But what will be will be ...
And there’s none so rare
As can compare
With a fact-checked chump …
The Great Democracy Doctor!
The Great Democracy Doctor
The White House looks at the world and finds it hard to swallow: It’s an appalling condition we might diagnose as political dysphagia. Yet there is great hope, for Trump has proclaimed democracy a …
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December 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The Great Democracy Doctor!
Dabs, DNA,
And dubious Digital ID;
We are more than that –
Not what they see.
Biometrics,
Profiling from AI to B;
We are more than that –
Or not to be.
Face the camera,
For the recognition grand prix;
There’s no hiding place –
When we are free.
And dubious Digital ID;
We are more than that –
Not what they see.
Biometrics,
Profiling from AI to B;
We are more than that –
Or not to be.
Face the camera,
For the recognition grand prix;
There’s no hiding place –
When we are free.
Facial Recognition
Dabs, DNA, And dubious Digital ID; We are more than that – Not what they see. . Biometrics, Profiling from AI to B; We are more than that – Or not to be. . Face the camera, For the recognition gran…
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December 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Dabs, DNA,
And dubious Digital ID;
We are more than that –
Not what they see.
Biometrics,
Profiling from AI to B;
We are more than that –
Or not to be.
Face the camera,
For the recognition grand prix;
There’s no hiding place –
When we are free.
And dubious Digital ID;
We are more than that –
Not what they see.
Biometrics,
Profiling from AI to B;
We are more than that –
Or not to be.
Face the camera,
For the recognition grand prix;
There’s no hiding place –
When we are free.
The month begins with
White rabbits
While the rest of the rainbow chatters
This world is full of mad hatters
With random habits
This month begins with
Red ribbon
In the shape of a kiss and embrace
To remind us, the human race
To be more human
White rabbits
While the rest of the rainbow chatters
This world is full of mad hatters
With random habits
This month begins with
Red ribbon
In the shape of a kiss and embrace
To remind us, the human race
To be more human
December 1st
The month begins with White rabbits While the rest of the rainbow chatters This world is full of mad hatters With random habits . This month begins with Red ribbon In the shape of a kiss and embrac…
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December 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The month begins with
White rabbits
While the rest of the rainbow chatters
This world is full of mad hatters
With random habits
This month begins with
Red ribbon
In the shape of a kiss and embrace
To remind us, the human race
To be more human
White rabbits
While the rest of the rainbow chatters
This world is full of mad hatters
With random habits
This month begins with
Red ribbon
In the shape of a kiss and embrace
To remind us, the human race
To be more human
Just submitted "LEX ~ ZEE (& the Grammar Nazis)" to Hollywood Stage Script Film Competition. Fingers crossed.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Just submitted "LEX ~ ZEE (& the Grammar Nazis)" to Hollywood Stage Script Film Competition. Fingers crossed.
When being quizzed in interviews
never smirk or waffle.
Other don’ts and do’s:
don’t say something awful;
don’t pick your nose or flick your snot
nor eruct indigestion;
(continues in link...)
never smirk or waffle.
Other don’ts and do’s:
don’t say something awful;
don’t pick your nose or flick your snot
nor eruct indigestion;
(continues in link...)
Interview Technique
When being quizzed in interviews never smirk or waffle. Other don’ts and do’s: don’t say something awful; don’t pick your nose or flick your snot nor eruct indigestion; but most of all, be sure to …
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November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
When being quizzed in interviews
never smirk or waffle.
Other don’ts and do’s:
don’t say something awful;
don’t pick your nose or flick your snot
nor eruct indigestion;
(continues in link...)
never smirk or waffle.
Other don’ts and do’s:
don’t say something awful;
don’t pick your nose or flick your snot
nor eruct indigestion;
(continues in link...)
Prejudge the fudging kludged-up budget
Sling sludge, besmear, hodgepodge’n’smudge it
Begrudge then hope to dodge’n’nudge it
Or just wait until they budge’n’bodge it
Sling sludge, besmear, hodgepodge’n’smudge it
Begrudge then hope to dodge’n’nudge it
Or just wait until they budge’n’bodge it
Budget?
Prejudge the fudging kludged-up budget Sling sludge, besmear, hodgepodge’n’smudge it Begrudge then hope to dodge’n’nudge it . Or just wait until they budge’n’bodge it
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November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Prejudge the fudging kludged-up budget
Sling sludge, besmear, hodgepodge’n’smudge it
Begrudge then hope to dodge’n’nudge it
Or just wait until they budge’n’bodge it
Sling sludge, besmear, hodgepodge’n’smudge it
Begrudge then hope to dodge’n’nudge it
Or just wait until they budge’n’bodge it
Every word is true.
I don’t often remember my dreams…
I saw JD Vance Hosting a dance In a fun-filled golden ballroom. I looked at the dancers, World leaders and chancers; Some were attending by Zoom. . Then JD and Putin Were topless and rooting …
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November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every word is true.
So you say datum
And I say datum
AI eats our data
And we all say “we hate ’em”;
Then you say “tomater”
When I say “potater”
And Grok says “your mum”
’Coz AI’s scraping your data.
#Grok
And I say datum
AI eats our data
And we all say “we hate ’em”;
Then you say “tomater”
When I say “potater”
And Grok says “your mum”
’Coz AI’s scraping your data.
#Grok
You Datum. We Data
So you say datum And I say datum AI eats our data And we all say “we hate ’em”; Then you say “tomater” When I say “potater” And Grok says “your mum” ’Coz AI’s scraping your data.…
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November 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
So you say datum
And I say datum
AI eats our data
And we all say “we hate ’em”;
Then you say “tomater”
When I say “potater”
And Grok says “your mum”
’Coz AI’s scraping your data.
#Grok
And I say datum
AI eats our data
And we all say “we hate ’em”;
Then you say “tomater”
When I say “potater”
And Grok says “your mum”
’Coz AI’s scraping your data.
#Grok
The good, the great
and that bloke off the box;
aristo, inmate
and unorthodox;
AI has our measures,
exact or approx;
all in, we’re the treasures
of Pandora’s pox.
#NVIDIA
and that bloke off the box;
aristo, inmate
and unorthodox;
AI has our measures,
exact or approx;
all in, we’re the treasures
of Pandora’s pox.
#NVIDIA
NVIDIOUS BUBBLE
The good, the great and that bloke off the box; aristo, inmate and unorthodox; AI has our measures, exact or approx; all in, we’re the treasures of Pandora’s pox.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The good, the great
and that bloke off the box;
aristo, inmate
and unorthodox;
AI has our measures,
exact or approx;
all in, we’re the treasures
of Pandora’s pox.
#NVIDIA
and that bloke off the box;
aristo, inmate
and unorthodox;
AI has our measures,
exact or approx;
all in, we’re the treasures
of Pandora’s pox.
#NVIDIA
This little piggy asked a question,
This little piggy got told,
“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!”
The Big Piggy huffed and puffed,
How dare little Piggy be so bold!?
#Trump #EpsteinTrumpFiles
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This little piggy got told,
“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!”
The Big Piggy huffed and puffed,
How dare little Piggy be so bold!?
#Trump #EpsteinTrumpFiles
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Is Big Piggy Worried About the Epstein Files?
This little piggy asked a question,This little piggy got told,“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!” The Big Piggy huffed and puffed, How dare little Piggy be so bold!?
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November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This little piggy asked a question,
This little piggy got told,
“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!”
The Big Piggy huffed and puffed,
How dare little Piggy be so bold!?
#Trump #EpsteinTrumpFiles
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This little piggy got told,
“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!”
The Big Piggy huffed and puffed,
How dare little Piggy be so bold!?
#Trump #EpsteinTrumpFiles
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Here's a smutty rhyme inspired by a recent trip to Sydney.
What we did on our holidays
We went down under In search of wonder Open mouthed for a cockatoo Saw budgie smugglers And taut G-string jugglers But not one koala or roo . We went down under In search of wonder No Aurora Austra…
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November 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Here's a smutty rhyme inspired by a recent trip to Sydney.
Click on the link for the full rhyming rant.
Sorry, not sorry.
In so many greedy words, you slavered and said: “You know I have an obligation to sue, For some ridiculous sum off the top of my head, Coz Trump’s gotta do what Trump’s gotta do, “And that’s …
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November 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Click on the link for the full rhyming rant.
Run away! Run away!
When you hear the evil monster spit and stir.
Back away! Back away!
Pretend the screams we hear cannot be true
Look away! Look away!
From your friend, the malignant connoisseur
Hide away! Hide away!
You must know the shadow of Epstein is coming for you
When you hear the evil monster spit and stir.
Back away! Back away!
Pretend the screams we hear cannot be true
Look away! Look away!
From your friend, the malignant connoisseur
Hide away! Hide away!
You must know the shadow of Epstein is coming for you
MONSTER
Run away! Run away! When you hear the evil monster spit and stir. Back away! Back away! Pretend the screams we hear cannot be true Look away! Look away! From your friend, the malignant connoisseur …
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November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Run away! Run away!
When you hear the evil monster spit and stir.
Back away! Back away!
Pretend the screams we hear cannot be true
Look away! Look away!
From your friend, the malignant connoisseur
Hide away! Hide away!
You must know the shadow of Epstein is coming for you
When you hear the evil monster spit and stir.
Back away! Back away!
Pretend the screams we hear cannot be true
Look away! Look away!
From your friend, the malignant connoisseur
Hide away! Hide away!
You must know the shadow of Epstein is coming for you
A panorama of views
Get dismissed as fake news
By this predator looking to feed,
But we know what he means
In the twixts and the tweens:
It’s all hate and incitement and greed.
(Continues in link)
Get dismissed as fake news
By this predator looking to feed,
But we know what he means
In the twixts and the tweens:
It’s all hate and incitement and greed.
(Continues in link)
[Edit This]
A panorama of views Get dismissed as fake news By this predator looking to feed, But we know what he means In the twixts and the tweens: It’s all hate and incitement and greed. Perhaps he bel…
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November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A panorama of views
Get dismissed as fake news
By this predator looking to feed,
But we know what he means
In the twixts and the tweens:
It’s all hate and incitement and greed.
(Continues in link)
Get dismissed as fake news
By this predator looking to feed,
But we know what he means
In the twixts and the tweens:
It’s all hate and incitement and greed.
(Continues in link)
The distance between “oh yes!”
and “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…”
Can be as small as your cross in a box
Or crossing your fingers for luck
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and “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…”
Can be as small as your cross in a box
Or crossing your fingers for luck
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VOTE
The distance between “oh yes!” and “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…” Can be as small as your cross in a boxOr crossing your fingers for luck . . . Image by Augusto Ordóñez from Pixabay…
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November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The distance between “oh yes!”
and “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…”
Can be as small as your cross in a box
Or crossing your fingers for luck
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and “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…”
Can be as small as your cross in a box
Or crossing your fingers for luck
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See that bundle of rags,
The one that smells sweaty,
We are supposed to call him “Mr”,
His dad was Phil, and his mum was Betty
The one that smells sweaty,
We are supposed to call him “Mr”,
His dad was Phil, and his mum was Betty
Mr Randy Mountebank Windy-Spare
See that bundle of rags,The one that smells sweaty,We are supposed to call him “Mr”,His dad was Phil, and his mum was Betty That’s Mr Randy Mountebank Windy-Spare Lately and greatly of no fixed abo…
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November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
See that bundle of rags,
The one that smells sweaty,
We are supposed to call him “Mr”,
His dad was Phil, and his mum was Betty
The one that smells sweaty,
We are supposed to call him “Mr”,
His dad was Phil, and his mum was Betty