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Anybody got any Special K? Asking for a friend.
March 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Anybody got any Special K? Asking for a friend.
Hey so the White House already admitted they don’t recognize the constitution, are we just supposed to keep clocking in like normal orrrrr???
February 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey so the White House already admitted they don’t recognize the constitution, are we just supposed to keep clocking in like normal orrrrr???
Elon needs to have a sock puppet account telling him what a good dad he is, while he starts a genocide against trans people because he is that fucking bad of a parent, oh and using X as a human shield.
February 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Elon needs to have a sock puppet account telling him what a good dad he is, while he starts a genocide against trans people because he is that fucking bad of a parent, oh and using X as a human shield.
Hey guys, we’re looting your government and taking over your tax return checks, installing loyalists throughout the government. Why? Because a big asteroid will likely hit us in a few years and we need rockets, and bunkers in case the rockets don’t work.
Thanks,
Elon
/sarcasm
Thanks,
Elon
/sarcasm
February 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey guys, we’re looting your government and taking over your tax return checks, installing loyalists throughout the government. Why? Because a big asteroid will likely hit us in a few years and we need rockets, and bunkers in case the rockets don’t work.
Thanks,
Elon
/sarcasm
Thanks,
Elon
/sarcasm
The only way president Elon could make America Great Again would be fixing the water in flint Michigan. #maga #presidentelon #stopplayingvideogames
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The only way president Elon could make America Great Again would be fixing the water in flint Michigan. #maga #presidentelon #stopplayingvideogames
Sorry Elon, you are overpaid to be 6 CEOs in a trench coat AND playing video games.
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sorry Elon, you are overpaid to be 6 CEOs in a trench coat AND playing video games.
In case it was unclear, Elon is openly telling the far right German party at AFD, that they shouldn’t be ashamed of their history. So there is no more debate on the salute and we can focus on the destruction of democracy.
January 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
In case it was unclear, Elon is openly telling the far right German party at AFD, that they shouldn’t be ashamed of their history. So there is no more debate on the salute and we can focus on the destruction of democracy.
Hey everyone, remember musk Is the actual president and Trump is just a whiny little bitch puppet who will get blamed for the concentration camps while the oligarchs go free. Fuck em’ all I say.
January 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hey everyone, remember musk Is the actual president and Trump is just a whiny little bitch puppet who will get blamed for the concentration camps while the oligarchs go free. Fuck em’ all I say.
Yeah that was a Nazi salute. Hope that clears things up for you.
-Elon
-Elon
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yeah that was a Nazi salute. Hope that clears things up for you.
-Elon
-Elon
… what zeig hell did I just see?
January 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
… what zeig hell did I just see?
Don’t forget, a CEO is easily worth 300 times your life, and while you struggle like peasants, our CEO is able to be 6 CEOs and a leet gamer.
-Adrian dittman
-Adrian dittman
January 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Don’t forget, a CEO is easily worth 300 times your life, and while you struggle like peasants, our CEO is able to be 6 CEOs and a leet gamer.
-Adrian dittman
-Adrian dittman
If we are very lucky, humanity will get a super intelligent AI to wipe us out quickly. Unfortunately the 1% decided on poisoning the air, water and land so it’s slow agonizing illness and misery and death while they suck us and the planet dry. :D
January 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If we are very lucky, humanity will get a super intelligent AI to wipe us out quickly. Unfortunately the 1% decided on poisoning the air, water and land so it’s slow agonizing illness and misery and death while they suck us and the planet dry. :D
Have you ever interfered with politics in France? Not as fun as Germany or America, 4/10 wouldn’t do again.
January 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Have you ever interfered with politics in France? Not as fun as Germany or America, 4/10 wouldn’t do again.
Project 2025 off to a nice start, pornhub unavailable in 13 states, corn flakes on the way so you all stop gooning and get back to making us more wealth to siphon.
January 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Project 2025 off to a nice start, pornhub unavailable in 13 states, corn flakes on the way so you all stop gooning and get back to making us more wealth to siphon.
The funniest thing about “participation trophies” are the people who decided they should be a thing were the ones bitching about it. And look where no child left behind got us. H1B visas because Americans are dumb.
December 29, 2024 at 1:06 PM
The funniest thing about “participation trophies” are the people who decided they should be a thing were the ones bitching about it. And look where no child left behind got us. H1B visas because Americans are dumb.
Don’t forget, you are poor, we are rich, we don’t need you, you need us.
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Don’t forget, you are poor, we are rich, we don’t need you, you need us.
If you had all the money in the world, yet did nothing to fix any of the actual problems facing humanity, what should happen?
December 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
If you had all the money in the world, yet did nothing to fix any of the actual problems facing humanity, what should happen?
Have you or someone you known been injured in a Tesla crash? GOOD!
December 27, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Have you or someone you known been injured in a Tesla crash? GOOD!
Don’t forget, Elon will bring in slave labor from his father’s Emerald mines to undercut US labor prices!
December 27, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Don’t forget, Elon will bring in slave labor from his father’s Emerald mines to undercut US labor prices!
Being a good parent is over rated! Just look at how much money Elon saved by being really awful as a parent! :D
December 27, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Being a good parent is over rated! Just look at how much money Elon saved by being really awful as a parent! :D
Hello blue sky!
November 30, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Hello blue sky!