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Elion Munsk
Parody
Elion Munsk
Parody
Need a weird bitch to bounce on it
April 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Need a weird bitch to bounce on it
I love a bad bitch with a lazy eye. Like okay girl, I’m over here!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I love a bad bitch with a lazy eye. Like okay girl, I’m over here!!!!
Your sneaky link live 45 min from you?
That’s a booty adventure not a booty call.
That’s a booty adventure not a booty call.
February 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Your sneaky link live 45 min from you?
That’s a booty adventure not a booty call.
That’s a booty adventure not a booty call.
Just got a vasectomy at Claire’s fym
January 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Just got a vasectomy at Claire’s fym
Meat in one hand, feminist literature in the other. What a night!
January 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Meat in one hand, feminist literature in the other. What a night!
Elon actually had the same mustache too, but he shaved clean because trump doesn’t like his asshole tickled.
January 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Elon actually had the same mustache too, but he shaved clean because trump doesn’t like his asshole tickled.
IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY someone spoon me or I’ll shit myself
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY someone spoon me or I’ll shit myself
The conversations between Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers must be so melancholy
January 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The conversations between Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers must be so melancholy
Do you think trump cups Elons balls when he does it at least?
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Do you think trump cups Elons balls when he does it at least?
Trump is sworn in to being a massive cunt again
January 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Trump is sworn in to being a massive cunt again
RIP Jimmy Carter
You’ll never get to shake that big young ass in the club ever again
You’ll never get to shake that big young ass in the club ever again
December 30, 2024 at 1:04 AM
RIP Jimmy Carter
You’ll never get to shake that big young ass in the club ever again
You’ll never get to shake that big young ass in the club ever again
Musk ruined Grimes
December 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Musk ruined Grimes
Elon Musk (ceo) is a spineless, heartless and dickless prick. He is not the president, no matter how many dry handjobs he gives to trump. He is not a leader, he is not a father and he most certainly isn’t a good person. He does not care about Americans, he only cares about money and eating trump ass
December 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Elon Musk (ceo) is a spineless, heartless and dickless prick. He is not the president, no matter how many dry handjobs he gives to trump. He is not a leader, he is not a father and he most certainly isn’t a good person. He does not care about Americans, he only cares about money and eating trump ass
Is Alaska real? Anyone been there for real?
December 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Is Alaska real? Anyone been there for real?
Imagine the drones are aliens and they just love jersey shore fr
#newjerseydrones
#newjerseydrones
December 12, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Imagine the drones are aliens and they just love jersey shore fr
#newjerseydrones
#newjerseydrones
Colonial
Kernel
These are pronounced the same, that’s stupid.
Kernel
These are pronounced the same, that’s stupid.
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Colonial
Kernel
These are pronounced the same, that’s stupid.
Kernel
These are pronounced the same, that’s stupid.
Spotify wrapped is awesome. Like yes girl…you listened to Ethel Cain for 78 hours this year! Get back on those meds!
December 4, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Spotify wrapped is awesome. Like yes girl…you listened to Ethel Cain for 78 hours this year! Get back on those meds!
Humanity would be so productive if we didn’t get horny
December 3, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Humanity would be so productive if we didn’t get horny
Now that I’m grown up, we need to bring back fighting and stampedes on Black Friday.
I don’t even want the 60’ TV, I wanna throat punch a 55 year old that planned this shopping trip three weeks ago.
#blackfriday
I don’t even want the 60’ TV, I wanna throat punch a 55 year old that planned this shopping trip three weeks ago.
#blackfriday
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Now that I’m grown up, we need to bring back fighting and stampedes on Black Friday.
I don’t even want the 60’ TV, I wanna throat punch a 55 year old that planned this shopping trip three weeks ago.
#blackfriday
I don’t even want the 60’ TV, I wanna throat punch a 55 year old that planned this shopping trip three weeks ago.
#blackfriday